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Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

- Ben Affleck‘s making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Julia Roberts really wants you to know she’s never had plastic surgery. [tooFAB]

- Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay… [Dlisted]

- Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas [theCHIVE]… More »


Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that’s already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts – method acting has its limits – he apparently shavedMore »


Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

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- George Clooney‘s wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip]

– Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted]

- All Is Fair In Tug AndMore »


This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Dammit, Chris Pratt

Here’s Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of untold riches and giant vulva rubber molds for… More »


Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos‘ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy RobinsonMore »


Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

It’s been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here’s Taylor Swift‘s camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show it to people with anxiety and it’d put them right to sleep,… More »


Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Apparently there’s a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana’s reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she’s 12 and everyone knows 12-year-olds can’t get breast… More »


Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I’m seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip]

– All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn’t enough pube pulling. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE]

– Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start… More »


North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014

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The Superficial’s Theory of Kardashian, which states “Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography,” so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

- Captain America‘s probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears‘ footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper]

- Toys R Us caved to… More »


Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Phillippe: “I’ve only made five good movies.” [Dlisted]

- Presenting The Internet’s Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE]

- Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper]

-More »


Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

She’s probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM!

Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I’m pretty confident she’s not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that… More »


Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he’d put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper:

“why u sound… More »


Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

- I have yet to hear one bad thing about Birdman. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bethenny Frankel‘s mom seems nice. [Dlisted]

- Jenna Handed To You On A Silver Platter [theCHIVE]

- Sean Hannity invited Russell Brand onto his show, then had security kick him out. [Fishwrapper]

-… More »


And Now Back To Celebrities: What Are They Doing With Their Vaginas?

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

After the depressing one-two punch (poor choice of words) of Stephen Collins getting off (and I did it again) scot-free and Ray Rice being reinstated next month, I thought we could use some lighter fare. So here’s Miley Cyrus doing wacky stuff with her vulva because she’s not Hannah Montana anymore blah blah blah drugs. More »


Jennifer Lopez Still Makes Videos With Fat Joe

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

For the rest of her natural life, Jennifer Lopez will never make a video that’s better than “Booty.” These are facts. However, that still won’t stop me from posting the new video for Fat Joe’s “Stressin” because there’s nothing more with the times than tone-deaf rap videos where rich people brag about how awesome and… More »


Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian‘s services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that’s an exaggeration, here’s Kim accepting an Austrian businessman’s money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I ran the numbers on how many times Warre… More »


Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

- Chris Martin apparently gets the Beckhams in the divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

– Pregnant Blake Lively is craving the most Blake Lively foods. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey is going to put us at war with China. [Fishwrapper]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- This IsMore »


Kelly Brook Took David McIntosh Back

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014

At the end of September, Kelly Brook dumped David McIntosh for cheating on her. Two weeks later, he was already with a new girlfriend, and it wasn’t even the woman he cheated on Kelly with. Which is apparently the key to winning her back because here are the two of them trying to sneak intoMore »


This Is A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Camel Toe

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014

My last post dealt with such topics as the Antebellum South and rampant plagiarism in Internet journalism, so here’s Iggy Azaela wearing tight booty shorts that show the outline of her vagina which involves none of that stuff unless her vagina somehow owned slaves. Which for the record, I would be open to. It ca… More »


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