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Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably)

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
When all of this Amanda Bynes business started back up again, probably the most prevalent words out of everyone's mouths were, "Well, at least she's not tweeting again." She's tweeting again. Styleite via Jezebel: “Ashley Banks” or @persianla27 has been rumored for a while to be a poorly disguised alias, and has been relentlessly tweeting… More »


Wait. Back It Up. Charlie Sheen Goes To The Dentist?

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
When we last left Charlie Sheen he was drunkenly approaching random strangers in a Taco Bell drive-thru and showing them his tattoos, and now comes word that he allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist after taking nitrous oxide while high on cocaine. And, yes, I know that the real news is that Charlie Shee… More »


Mila Kunis Is The Mother of Ashton Kutcher’s Baby

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
Over the weekend, George Clooney got married, and now People reports Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby girl whose father is Ashton Kutcher, so good game, everybody. We had a good run. If you'll quietly remain seated, a demon should be around shortly to bathe this world in ash and hellfire. UPDATE: Never mind. More »


Lisa Opie Is Bendy And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
- Ethan Hawke might be Dr. Strange now. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande is "honored" to be called a giant pain in the ass. [Dlisted] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE] - Snooki will describe child birth now. [Fishwrapper] - AnonIB has a huge fucking date rape problem. [The Frisky] -… More »


Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she's out there doing whatever the fuck she wants. As for how and… More »


Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose's divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin sisters. Page Six reports: “Amber walked in on him… More »


So I Guess We’re Doing This And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
- Everybody's in the Magic Mike sequel now except the one person who counts. [Lainey Gossip] - Leonardo DiCaprio has selflessly left his girlfriend to bang all the women George Clooney can't now. [Dlisted] - Believe In Your Selfie provided you have breasts for it. I say that as a friend. [theCHIVE] - Jaden SmithMore »


LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via Fishwrapper: 1 -- The child immediately on LeAnn's left looks cut in in two-thirds. Perfectly, flawlessly trimmed in two-thirds. I… More »


The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
I gave Amanda Bynes' parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit, they did manage to keep her under wraps without a… More »


Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
- Apparently Brad Pitt loves Shia LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip] - Those Amy's Baking Company crazies are trying to stab people now. [Dlisted] - Sideboob: Ain't nothing wrong with that. [theCHIVE] - Annie Lennox just took a shot at Beyonce. [Fishwrapper] - David Hasselhoff just redeemed himself for letting Justin Bieber ride in KITT. [The Mighty]… More »


Kelly Brook’s Single Again

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
Kelly Brook and David McIntosh reportedly broke up and surprisingly the reason wasn't, "His dick was a boner all the time," which would make sense, but according to the Daily Mail, it's because he cheated on her giant, awesome breasts which doesn't make sense. Maybe I'm putting too much emphasis on them, but if they… More »


‘Please, Just Let Me Look At Fashion With My Tits And My Baby’

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
"Guys, guys, please. I'm just a working mom trying to sit front row at a Paris fashion show with my tits and my baby. And Kanye West. I don't know how you always show up when I'm out with my tits and my baby, and Kanye West, but you probably think I'm going to get… More »


We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
"Alzheimer's. Had it for months now. So who's the poor shmuck getting married?" If someone walked up to me and said, "Hey, did you hear George Clooney got married?" I'd punch that person square in the mouth for telling a lie so ridiculous I'd have legal grounds to sue for custody of his kids andMore »


Jesus, Maitland Ward, Let Me Get Some Coffee First And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014
- Total Recall probably didn't help Jessica Biel land a part in True Detective. [Lainey Gossip] - Chelsea Clinton had a baby. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Okay, the NFL isn't all bad. You got me. [The Mighty] - But just in case, Adrianne Curry promises to murder her so… More »


And Now Gerard Butler Trying To Bang A Woman On A Paddleboard

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014
"Ya know, lass, the ocean's like a great big chemical toilet when ya think about it." "You're still rich, right?" "Aye." "Then I guess we're doing this..." THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash NewsMore »


Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014
After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday - Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in "The Apocalypse Scrolls." - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according to TMZ. There was also talk of Kanye standing through… More »


It’s Jessica Simpson’s Breasts And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2014
- Kate Mara doing a Rust Cohle impression? You got me. [Lainey Gossip] - Frankie Grande's face when he loses Big Brother is priceless. [Dlisted] - The best responses to Ken Jennings' asshole tweet about the handicapped. [The Mighty] - These Dresses Couldn't Be Any Tighter If They Tried [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan thinks she'll… More »


Bertney & The Duchess’ Underwear

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2014
Bertney & The Duchess' Underwear An "Exploring The World" Adventure Bertney loved getting to travel with Papa. He always took her to new and exciting places with all kinds of different ice creams and McDonald's. Papa said it made her more "cultured" which Bertney thought was a fancy word for hungry because that's what sheMore »


Chelsea Heath Is Topless Now And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2014
- Keira Knightley might be your other new True Detective person. [Lainey Gossip] - Christopher Walken as Captain Hook is goddamn nightmare fuel. [Dlisted] - Miranda Kerr's ass is just right. [theCHIVE] - Warning: Marijuana affects the mind. [Fishwrapper] - "Alright, class, time for vagina cookies!" [The Frisky] - Amber Rose is divorcing Wiz KhalifaMore »


Jessica Simpson’s Baby Is High As Shit

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Everybody shut up about everything: Eric Johnson throwing Jessica Simpson's baby 80 feet in the air is your new shiny object. Is it the cutest thing ever, or the launchpad for a thousand mommy blog posts on child tossing? The world's your oyster here. As for me, I'm using it to link to photos of… More »


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