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Those Are Selena Gomez’s Ass Cheeks

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014
Photo Boy and I are catching Guardians of The Galaxy in the morning, so almost like she sensed we could really use eight billion pageviews to justify beefing an entire business day, here's Selena Gomez wearing tiny shorts with her ass cheeks hanging out. Which just goes to show … More »

Justin Bieber’s With Michelle Rodriquez Now

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014
Presumably because Zac Efron lacked too many of the soft, feminine features Michelle Rodriguez desires in a mate (Read: Vagina. He didn't have a vagina.), here's Justin Bieber partying with her in Ibiza yesterday because fucking with other people's exes has been going great for … More »

Kate Upton Prayed To Be Curvy, She Can Stop Now

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014
Kate Upton is the cover interview for Elle UK's August issue where she complains about how hard it is being pretty because if there's anything us normies love it's hearing about the struggles of being beautiful. Nothing but a smooth, easy, homely life for us. That's our motto. Via Elle UK: “Living on … More »

Who Ordered The Flapjacks?

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014
At Larry's Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe we pride ourselves on giving customers friendly down home cooking served by familiar faces that feel like kin. Which is why Lulubel here has been serving up hash browns since 1986 when she started working with us at the ripe, young age of 27. She might smoke a … More »

Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014
catwolf9899's good people. Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this … More »

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014
- Joaquin Phoenix playing Doctor Strange is almost a done deal. [Lainey Gossip] - Whoopi Goldberg defended Roman Polanski, so why not Stephen A. Smith? [Dlisted] - Leanna Decker is a redhead with big breasts, why we're alive. [theCHIVE] - Lana Del Rey is a giant hypocrite. [ … More »

Kim Kardashian To Adrienne Bailon: ‘Shut Up About My Fat Brother I Don’t Care About’

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014
Kim Kardashian hasn't spoken to Rob since her wedding where he wouldn't stop being fat for her pictures and left instead. It was a simple request! Anyway, his ex Adrienne Bailon is now in the business of trashing their time together on account of him … More »

Nathasha Henstridge Looks Like This Now And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014
- Jennifer Garner won't let Ben Affleck be friends with Kevin Smith. [Lainey Gossip] - A woman named Princess abandoned her kids to blow a guy at Walmart? Get out. [Dlisted] - Suns Out, Buns Out [theCHIVE] - Nobody gives a shit anymore, Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014
Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if … More »

Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian’s App

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014
Over the past few weeks, there've been no less than 800 novel-length takedowns of the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app which I didn't read because I only need two words to tell me not to touch it, and those words are Kim Kardashian. As for the rest of America, it's plunked $85 fucking million … More »

Holy Ben Affleck’s Butt Crack, Batman!

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014
I'm shooting myself in the face for that headline. Don't worry. When my parents watched me head out for college 16 years ago, they watched with wonder as I even went in the first place, Mom, and somehow graduated without dropping out after a year to get married, Dad. There I was, an honest-to-God college … More »

Remember The Other Day When I Said Lindsay Lohan Was Looking Good?

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014
Yeah, forget all that. Forget it even happened. I have a drinking problem. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News … More »

Jack Bauer Unprofessional? I Won’t Believe It

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014
"But there's a.. there's a bomb in that whiskey. Someone has to drink it." "Sir, that's a parking meter." "Then how did it know my name?!" Because voicing a character on a Star Wars cartoon has filled him with unbridled hubris, Freddie Prinze Jr. went off on Kiefer Sutherland during a … More »

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Is Topless And Other News

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014
- Nina Dobrev is definitely banging Ben McKenzie. Or Orlando Bloom. [Lainey Gossip] - Cara Delevingne wore a rabbit fur jacket to Leonardo DiCaprio's wildlife event. [Dlisted] - I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes wore makeup for a no makeup selfie for charity. Of … More »

Jenny McCarthy’s Son Calls The Cops On Her, Is My New Favorite Person

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014
Because her name's Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy thought it'd be a great idea to talk about how shitty of a parent Jenny McCarthy is because - haha, you'll never believe this - her son - hahaha - her 12-year-old son - BAHAHA - calls the cops on her all the time! AHAHAHA! For … More »

Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014
Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce's marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it's with Rihanna, so I can't imagine where it's all coming from. It's not like it's practically … More »

Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014
Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry's turf, so I don't know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And not just any Mystique, but the comic version of Mystique like Audrina … More »

That’s Pamela Anderson’s Naked Butt

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014
Before I bombard you with the rest of Comic-Con (Don't worry, there's cosplay.), here's Pamela Anderson in Sardinia with Rick Salomon who she's apparently not divorcing unless divorce involves showing your ex your naked ass and making out with them in a bikini … More »

Khloe Kardashian’s Acting Pregnant Now

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014
I should probably spill my intestines with a knife for even knowing this, but I could've sworn there was an episode of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Khloe found out she couldn't get pregnant because her uterus is lopsided (and a Sasquatch's). Yet here she is on … More »

Kate Gosselin’s Nanny Escaped To Tell Her Tale

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014
In a surprising move considering Kate Gosselin's eyes see all, and in the darkness, all see Kate, one of her nannies has escaped the compound and is talking to the media about just how anal a shrill mother of eight kids can be. As for how the nanny escaped, I'd assume by using … More »

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