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Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

- Jennifer Lopez might be banging Casper Smart again. [Lainey Gossip]

– We don’t need to see your placentas, Kardashians. Chill. [Fishwrapper]

- Harry Styles has a new girlfriend. I’m so sorry, 14-year-olds. [Dlisted]

- Public Service Announcement: MRA activists are fucking retarded. [The Frisky]

- TaraMore »


Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman’s work which is why it’ll be unfortunate if he doesn’t survive running naked… More »


And Superman Has Herpes Now. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

Here’s Henry Cavill leaving Chateau Marmont last night looking drunk as hell which explains him getting into a car with Paris Hilton. Although in his defense, her vagina probably looks like Doomsday, so I bet he just thinks he’s on set. Which is how I’m trying to lie to myself that I wouldn’t do the… More »


Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip]

- Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper]

- Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted]

- No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [The Frisky]… More »


It’s Kylie Jenner’s Implants (Probably)

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

A few days ago, Kylie Jenner told Cosmo that she’s “not against plastic surgery,” but she doesn’t “desire it right now,” so right off the bat you know she’s had work done because of The Law of Kardashian: The opposite of whatever they say is true. And now here she is on Instagram showing off… More »


Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]

- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]

- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]… More »


Ela Rose In A Bikini Wants To Hear About Your Day

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Welcome to Day 3 of our The Crap We Missed-less existence, and I’m not about to bore you to death with the details of our photo contract negotiations when there are still boobs to look at on the Internet and this shit might take a while. That said, I’m pretty sure I broke Photo BoyMore »


Rose McGowan Is Topless

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Here’s Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she’s not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don’t understand:

#‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino

She also used a boombox emoticon which is either some sort… More »


Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

- Scarlett Johansson is doing the live-action Ghost In The Shell now. [Lainey Gossip]

– Dear Tara Reid, every phone in America has an HD camera now. You’re not fooling anybody. [Fishwrapper]

– Here’s Jamie Dornan talking about his dick. [Dlisted]

- Princeton Mom thinks child molestation is just… More »


Farrah Abraham Is More Kardashian Than Porn Star Now, Plastic And Evil

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

Here are Farrah Abraham’s new lip injections that she tweeted from the ER for attention. Although, in her defense, at least it’s not anal porn for once. She uses it way too much as a crutch.

“Ma’am, this coupon is expired.”
“Oh, is it?” *shoves entire shopping cart up anus*
“MY… More »


Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early… More »


Charlie Sheen Unloads On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Posted by Photo Boy

I honestly don’t even want to know what type of SEO that headline satisfies. Charlie Sheen is an insane person and Kim Kardashian is a humanoid ass creature from the planet Whoranus, so they’re inexorably bound to seek and destroy one another. The battleground: Twitter. The weapons: Rants including… More »


Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Got Married

By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2015

Posted by Photo Boy

When you’re 42 and the last time anyone though you were hot was also the last time anyone thought Jim Carrey was funny, marrying Benji Madden might not seem like you just made the exact same momentous life decision as Nicole Richie, but that’s exactly what happened here. Via… More »


Good Morning, Hannah Nicole, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

- Kristen Stewart is probably a lesbian now. No really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham’s dating married dudes now. [Fishwrapper]

- Bradley Cooper’s nipples are high art now. [Dlisted]

– Wait, #GamerGate is still happening? Jesus Christ. [The Frisky]

- Raffaella Modugno in a bikini [WWTDD]… More »


A Word On The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Alright, team, take a knee. 2014 was an awesome year. We had over two million more of you visit the site than in 2013, and I’ll never regret sleeping with that floating skull to make that happen. Except our success required purchasing photos that returned their investment, and then some, so naturally someone had the… More »


Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here’s Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we’re all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here’s Tara’s latest bikini photo that her… More »


Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

- Gwyneth Paltrow will apparently milk this conscious uncoupling horseshit until the end of time. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is finally healed after her divorce from Brad Pitt. — OR IS SHE?!! [Fishwrapper]

– Ladies and nerds, we’ve got Cumberbaby. Probably. [Dlisted]

- Macklemore’s having a baby, too,… More »


Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Alright, folks, it’s the Friday after New Year’s Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn’t the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here’s Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a model, and Maitland WardMore »


Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled A Knife At A Louisiana Pita Shop Fight

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

If you thought Dustin Diamond is the only pseudo-celebrity whose go-to move is to start stabbing whenever a fight breaks out, Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife during a fight at a Louisiana pita shop because apparently that’s what happens when you introduce foreign food to the south. Especially the terrorist kind. THIS IS AMERICA. More »


Selena Gomez Showed Her Ankle In A Mosque

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Posted by Photo Boy

Because religion is perfectly grounded in logic and reason, one of the rules of mosque etiquette is that a woman’s skin should be covered at all times. Allah hates lady skin. I mean sure, He created it out of nothingness to serve as a biological barrier against the airborne… More »


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