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Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

- Gwyneth Paltrow’s into Tantra now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Scott Disick seems really, really awesome to be the person you can’t stop having kids with. [Fishwrapper]

- Elton John and Lance Bass had competing weddings. I’ll let an expert handle this. [Dlisted]

- The Strong And Flexible Caitlin RiceMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.18.14

By: Photo Boy / December 18, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with what it would look like if heroin could wear a bikini, because this is a classy institute of journalism, not two men in their thirties who’ve been preoccupied all day with Hilary Duff’s butt resurfacing. *puts pins on giant map of Los Angeles, connects with string*More »


Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd… [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper]

– The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted]

- Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE]… More »


A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

In case you can’t tell we’re circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here’s Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it’s 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) You’ll also notice Paris has a… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey’s music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper]

- Scary Spice’s husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still… More »


The Ass Circle Is Ass Complete, Now Khloe Is The Ass Master

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

With Kim Kardashian relinquishing her ass crown to chase an impossible dream that’s never going to happen even if you dropped her from the Empire State Building, it’s now Khloe’s turn to bask in the warm ass sunlight. So here she is riding a horse while the space age Rubbermers™ that make up her a… More »


Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

- And welcome to the Prince George Christmas photos that just made your girlfriend ovulate. [Lainey Gossip]

- Thor just talked shit on Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper]

- Lindsay Lohan says she’ll never move back to LA. The streets are safe again! [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back ProblemsMore »


Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

When she’s not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe’s ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper:

“Khloe’s ass i… More »


What? It’s Justin Bieber Wrestling With His Bros, Bros Wrestle

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

I only expect the black media to be neutral about this? I’m just gonna walk away now.

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Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

- Brad Pitt’s hit by the Sony email leaks now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tori Spelling is a goddamn crazy person. In case that wasn’t clear. [Fishwrapper]

- George Clooney doesn’t take bad reviews well. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

– Remember whe… More »


Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here’s her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she’s also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen Baldwin’s Jesus magic was no match for the ancient incantations of the… More »


Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there’s 100 of them. [Fishwrapper]

- Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted]

- Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

-… More »


It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Robert Pattinson’s previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn’t even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And people said it was downhill for… More »


Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. – *schedules MRI for brain tumor* – Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his night of being Leonardo… More »


Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip]

– Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper]

- Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted]

- Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE]

- Lena Dunham’s book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged… More »


Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

It’s been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here’s Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she’s in a bikini. I’m not even mentioning that she… More »


Kate Hudson’s Single

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and… More »


Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

The last post was some god awful shit, so here’s the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion’s mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to keep her Q factor high. That’s way more… More »


Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014

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- Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice’s Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted]

– Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice… More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Had Sex With A Leonardo DiCaprio Amount of Women

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 women, according to NY Daily News, which shouldn’t be shocking to anyone, including people who think I’m talking about the Ninja Turtle, and yet I’ve seen at least 50 headlines about it. So let me explain to you how the news works: Whe… More »


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