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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who's to say? It might get freaky. More »

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Testing... Testing... Butt Cheeks... Butt Cheeks... Iggy Azalea Butt Cheeks... Testing... More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and … More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
While the Internet loses it's mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we're going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month … More »

John Travolta Let A Random Guy At The Gym Photograph His Bald Head

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
We've seen John Travolta's bald head before. In fact, it made one of our Best Of posts for 2011? Jesus Christ. Anyway, here he is again after introducing himself to this random fellow at 3 a.m. at an empty gym where no one else was working out. Which went awesome if … More »

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus … More »

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are … More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but … More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but … More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of … More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They … More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez might be banging Casper Smart again. [Lainey Gossip] - We don't need to see your placentas, Kardashians. Chill. [Fishwrapper] - Harry Styles has a new girlfriend. I'm so sorry, 14-year-olds. [Dlisted] - Public Service Announcement: MRA activists are fucking retarded. [The Frisky] - Tara … More »

Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman's work which is why it'll be unfortunate if he … More »

And Superman Has Herpes Now. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's Henry Cavill leaving Chateau Marmont last night looking drunk as hell which explains him getting into a car with Paris Hilton. Although in his defense, her vagina probably looks like Doomsday, so I bet he just thinks he's on set. Which is how I'm trying to lie to … More »

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