Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That's all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying… More »

Beyonce Crashed A Wedding In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
While Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't give a commoner's wedding the time of day let alone her royal Jewish presence and all the gifts that would bestow, Beyonce at least has the decency to pose with a bride even while acting unnecessarily terrified of her face. The poor girl'… More »

Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
"But, dear, what if it's.. what if it's a ginger?" "Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do." "Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?" "Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I'm thinking more along the lines of a cliff and a child flying… More »

Miley Cyrus Went Topless To A Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
Hey, remember Miley Cyrus? Chick with the vagina? Her dad was that country singer? It's not important. Anyway, here she is at some Alexander Wang fashion show party thing wearing basically nothing but pants and pasties which she's probably hoping will distract everyone from the fact she… More »

Rita Ora’s Breasts Won’t Go To Waste And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014
[Ed. Note: During last week's perpetual meltdown, I had Photo Boy throw this gallery together but never get around to using it. So, shut up, free boobs. - SW] - Jennifer Lopez's ass has teasers now. [Lainey Gossip] - Here's the alternate ending for How I Met Your Mother everyone o… More »

The ‘Hilary Duff’ Fappening Pics Are A Sick, Twisted Mind Game. I Have Feelings, Dammit!

By: The Superficial / September 5, 2014
UPDATE: Here's the official denial and legal threats, in case it wasn't blatantly obvious the pics are fake. So several of you have written in to alert me about new The Fappening (NSFW) pics that are supposedly of Hilary Duff which is weird because it's not like I'm… More »

Elisabeth Moss Is In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 5, 2014
If you're like me, you wake up pretty much every morning wondering what Peggy Olson would look like in a bikini. Except here she is wearing one in Italy, so now we can move onto new thoughts like, "I wonder what would happen if I lit everyone my enemy loves o… More »

Jesus Christ, Yasmine Colt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014
- Justin Timberlake is probably cheating on Jessica Biel again. [Lainey Gossip] - Kanye ain't gonna like this. [Dlisted] - I have not paid nearly enough attention to Jen Selter's ass. [theCHIVE] - James Franco apparently shaved his head. [Fishwrapper] - Will Smith dancing on a Segway… More »

All Things Begin And End With Coco

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014
Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we're slowly exiting the darkness, it's only fitting that she's here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But… More »

BREAKING: Natalie Dormer Flashed Her Panties. Two Days Ago.

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014
Now that I finally have a fully functioning web portal to publish bold, unrelenting journalism in a world that's afraid to speak truth to power, or at least wave a nipple in its face, I can finally comment on the biggest, most prominent pop culture event of the past 24 hours:… More »

Justin Verlander: ‘Yeah Yeah, Kate Upton’s Privacy Was Violated, PENNANT, BABY!’

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014
[Ed. Note: So this post would've been up around 3 PM yesterday, but then every single server across the company basically looked at the Ark of Covenant, and here we are over 24 hours later recovering from one hell of a blackout. So long story short, I'm about to hit Publish, and honestly,… More »

Good Morning, Petra Benova, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2014
- Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow during The Fappening. Interesting... [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Brown apparently can admit guilt. [Dlisted] - Wait. Why are you looking at hair? [theCHIVE] - And now 17-year-old Katy Perry: Christian music artist. [Fishwrapper] - 'Hey! Listen!' Women Have Been Gaming… More »

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
Picture dis: You're riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin' her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin' pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin' dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to ste… More »

Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his "vision" should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the… More »

Marky Mark Skipped Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy’s Wedding

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
Probably coz Jenny McCarthy’s gawddamn tits make you wanna mastahbate, and when you mastahabate you ain't gawt enough strength to stawp 9/11, frickin' Mahky Mahk didn’t even go to his brotha Donnie’s weddin’ in frickin’ Chicago. But he did send him this wickid pissah video o… More »

Nicole Scherzinger’s In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014
- A Message From The Superficial [Facebook] - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are banging in Canada. [Lainey Gossip] - It's Angelina Jolie's wedding dres- HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HANDS? [Dlisted] - Labor Day Bikinis [theCHIVE] - No, she's not right. Fuck you, Demi Lovato! More »

Jennifer Lawrence Has Leaked Nudes (Yes, That Jennifer Lawrence)

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2014
UPDATE: Naked pictures? What naked pictures? I don't know what you're talking about. Baby Jesus' birthday isn't until December, but apparently his dad looked down upon the Internet and went, "Eh, fuck it, Labor Day's close enough," because here are leaked nude photos that popped up on reddit and are ALLEGEDLY (If… More »

Here’s Coco’s Giant Anus Because F*ck It

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014
So it took me at least two hours to get Rihanna up, and I practically forced these Coco bikini pics into the site using a crowbar because apparently our database has "corrupt tables," and I can't even tell you who the hell's bribing them. Couple that with a distinct lack of… More »

Rihanna’s In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 29, 2014
- Jessica Alba's organic diaper company is worth a billion dollars. A BILLION. [Lainey Gossip] - I'm going to assume James Haven's response will be "Muuuurrder..." [Dlisted] - A Bikini A Day Keeps The Doctor Away [theCHIVE] - Ariana Grande's brother is a fucking douchebag. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014
Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway's vagina as I'll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so... More »

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