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Good Morning, Hannah Nicole, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

- Kristen Stewart is probably a lesbian now. No really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham’s dating married dudes now. [Fishwrapper]

- Bradley Cooper’s nipples are high art now. [Dlisted]

– Wait, #GamerGate is still happening? Jesus Christ. [The Frisky]

- Raffaella Modugno in a bikini [WWTDD]… More »


A Word On The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Alright, team, take a knee. 2014 was an awesome year. We had over two million more of you visit the site than in 2013, and I’ll never regret sleeping with that floating skull to make that happen. Except our success required purchasing photos that returned their investment, and then some, so naturally someone had the… More »


Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here’s Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we’re all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here’s Tara’s latest bikini photo that her… More »


Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

- Gwyneth Paltrow will apparently milk this conscious uncoupling horseshit until the end of time. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is finally healed after her divorce from Brad Pitt. — OR IS SHE?!! [Fishwrapper]

– Ladies and nerds, we’ve got Cumberbaby. Probably. [Dlisted]

- Macklemore’s having a baby, too,… More »


Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Alright, folks, it’s the Friday after New Year’s Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn’t the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here’s Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a model, and Maitland WardMore »


Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled A Knife At A Louisiana Pita Shop Fight

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

If you thought Dustin Diamond is the only pseudo-celebrity whose go-to move is to start stabbing whenever a fight breaks out, Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife during a fight at a Louisiana pita shop because apparently that’s what happens when you introduce foreign food to the south. Especially the terrorist kind. THIS IS AMERICA. More »


Selena Gomez Showed Her Ankle In A Mosque

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

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Because religion is perfectly grounded in logic and reason, one of the rules of mosque etiquette is that a woman’s skin should be covered at all times. Allah hates lady skin. I mean sure, He created it out of nothingness to serve as a biological barrier against the airborne… More »


Alice Eve Got Married, I Hate This Year Already

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Because The Lord did look down upon 2015 and declared to the heavenly host, “I shall fucketh this shit all up,” Alice Eve got married on New Year’s Eve, and it wasn’t to one of us. I would’ve remembered something like that. Her? Probably not so much. Women call me “The Ghost” in the sack. More »


Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let’s speculate. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper]

- GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. [… More »


BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


Good Morning, Kristina Sofia, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

- China owns Captain America, too. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]

– The key to Miley Cyrus’ vagina is pizza onesies. Write that down. [Fishwrapper]

- Chris Rock’s divorce is already getting out of hand. [Dlisted]

- David Duke will name more names if people don’t leave Steve Scalise alone. More »


Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

It’s the holidays, so here’s some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I’m looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz’s baby chute right now. I literally don’t have to do anything the rest of the day.

1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce, and… More »


BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

- I’m too lazy to write about Chris Rock’s divorce, so here’s a great rundown. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham is dyeing her daughter’s hair already. Good, good. That’s healthy. [Fishwrapper]

– Something about Kaley Cuoco and a nose job. [Dlisted]

- Top Things That Bounce of The YearMore »


BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Here’s Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she’s not on TV anymore. This time, she’s topless on top of a mountain, and that’s not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that “Chelsea Handler topless” has been our highest search term for the past 24 hours because… More »


BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

When I scheduled this morning’s Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part of Agent Klum’s Doomsday… More »


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