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Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

- Coldplay might finally be over. [Lainey Gossip]

– Hey, Eddie Cibrian needs that money to buy laxatives. [Fishwrapper]

- Kendra Wilkinson made $500,000 in six months from stripping. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- The Hunger Games porn parody is here. [TheMore »


Kat Torres In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Alright, folks, provided Photo Boy‘s severed head isn’t strapped to a tortoise with a bomb in it, The Crap We Missed will return Monday where you can fill it full of your brain shits for The Most Important People on The Internet because doing work at your desk is for chumps. In the meantime, here’… More »


Dear Hilary Duff: AARON CARTER’S GONNA KEEL YOU, GIRL, RUN!!

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it’s weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock… More »


Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep’s Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kendall Jenner’s posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted]

– A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let’s see how quickly that… More »


Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Here’s Ela Rose who you’ll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we’re talking about breasts, let’s set the record straight on 138 Water: I’m in no way paid to post their pics. In fact, here’s how it works. More »


Miley Cyrus Wore A Dang Ol’ Boobie T-Shirt

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

It’s becoming more and more evident that the police can murder minorities with impunity, but are any of those people wearing boobie T-shirts? No. No, they are not. So here’s Miley Cyrus wearing a T-shirt with naked breasts on it which is probably the most important piece of information some of you will read today… More »


Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp’s scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper]

– Godammit, there’s another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted]

- Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE]… More »


Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin‘s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »


Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

“LEMON!”

While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill Cosby a rapist. Which is exactly… More »


That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy a… More »


Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip]

– Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper]

- Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted]

– Remember when Kate Upton’s breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some… More »


Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

It’s been Kendall Jenner‘s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare… More »


Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Because I’ll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson‘s secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six:

A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They… More »


Anais Zanotti Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 12.1.14

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Alright, folks, normally this would be the part where Photo Boy drops The Crap We Missed on you, but he’s in Mexico all week with Mrs. Photo Boy who I do not have a voodoo doll of. Who told you that? Anyway, here’s Anais Zanotti doing yoga to put a nice bow on today, and… More »


Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014

- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where’s the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper]

- Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- I Dream ofMore »


Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I’m going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I wanted… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper]

- Amber Heard is tired of old peni… More »


Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

It’s been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby’s dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly as young as 16… More »


AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing “Booty” for the AMAs because it’s a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another “family show” designed to promote Disney’s Marvel universe, I watched a man murder a woman before carving alien hieroglyphics into her corpse. The… More »


Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the… More »


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