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Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except without warning she was released last night and immediately started wandering the… More »


Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck… More »


Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she's doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil's Eve. Anyway, here's the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) topless pic: Taking this down is sexist. More »


Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It's time to start asking. [Lainey Gossip] - Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. [Dlisted] - Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week [theCHIVE] - Brandi Glanville bashes everyone on Real Housewives. [tooFAB] - Lactating breastsMore »


All You Need To Know About Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Show In One Pic

By: Photo Boy / October 29, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy If a picture is worth a thousand words, in this case they're all "PPPRRRRRPPPFFFTHH," then extended cackling followed by a suicidal producer shuffling into the booth with a can of Febreeze. Snooki appearing on any show called Dirty, Sexy, Funny With Jenny McCarthy is a joke that writes itself since only one… More »


Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
- Ben Affleck's making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Julia Roberts really wants you to know she's never had plastic surgery. [tooFAB] - Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay... [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas [theCHIVE] - Kim Kardashian can seamlessly blend into… More »


Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014
Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that's already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts - method acting has its limits - he apparently shavedMore »


Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney's wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip] - Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted] - All Is Fair In Tug And War [theCHIVE] - If only AaronMore »


This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Dammit, Chris Pratt... Here's Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of untold riches and giant vulva rubber molds for anyone to… More »


Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy RobinsonMore »


Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
It's been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here's Taylor Swift's camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show it to people with anxiety and it'd put them right to sleep,… More »


Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana's reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she's 12 and everyone knows 12-year-olds can't get breast… More »


Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start a fight or something. [Fishwrapper] -… More »


North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the humans who… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014
- Captain America's probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears' footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted] - These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper] - Toys R Us caved to the Florida mom bitching about Breaking Bad figures. More »


Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014
- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Phillippe: "I've only made five good movies." [Dlisted] - Presenting The Internet's Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE] - Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper] - Adobe sides with #GamerGate because the poor wiener… More »


Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
She's probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM! Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I'm pretty confident she's not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that wards off… More »


Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound so hateful. More »


Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
- I have yet to hear one bad thing about Birdman. [Lainey Gossip] - Bethenny Frankel's mom seems nice. [Dlisted] - Jenna Handed To You On A Silver Platter [theCHIVE] - Sean Hannity invited Russell Brand onto his show, then had security kick him out. [Fishwrapper] - This is a link to penises wearing heel… More »


And Now Back To Celebrities: What Are They Doing With Their Vaginas?

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
After the depressing one-two punch (poor choice of words) of Stephen Collins getting off (and I did it again) scot-free and Ray Rice being reinstated next month, I thought we could use some lighter fare. So here's Miley Cyrus doing wacky stuff with her vulva because she's not Hannah Montana anymore blah blah blah drugs. More »


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