Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

By: Photo Boy / November 19, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who's very namesake would indicate it represent… More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014
- Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar-winning contextual commerce-person. And don't you forget it! [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are still awful. [Fishwrapper] - The Parents Television Council just now figured out there's fucking on Sons of Anarchy? [Dlisted] - Enjoy The Tan Lines Before They Fade Away [theCHIVE] - Benedict Cumberbatch apparently has trouble describing… More »

Bella Thorne In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014
A while ago, I had to deal with an annoying situation involving Bella Thorne that really should've persuaded me from doing things like giving her free publicity by posting paparazzi photos of her on the site. But then she wore a bikini in Miami yesterday, and I don't need to tell you what happened next… More »

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014
- There are Benedict Cumberbatch engagement truthers now? Goddammit, Internet... [Lainey Gossip] - June Shannon is in Dumb and Dumber To. Yup. [Fishwrapper] - There's a Christian version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Of course. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE] - Victoria's Silvstedt's in a bikini. [WWTDD] - Charles Manson i… More »

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014
- Fifty Shades of Grey has a new trailer. Where's the pube-pulling?! [Lainey Gossip] - It's the vagina cake from Snooki's baby shower. You read that right. [Fishwrapper] - Evan Rachel Wood is done being a lesbian already. [Dlisted] - If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [theCHIVE] - Charlie Hunnam in Men's Health i… More »

Science Beat Kim Kardashian’s Ass

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian's naked ass and vulva seemed to have consumed everything in its path. I hate to admit this, but I literally had no clue the Philae lander landed on a comet, that's how far my head was up her butt. Did you see how oily it was? A bus could've slid right… More »

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to. Think of it like Superman and… More »

Michelle Lewin Has A Butt, Too, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014
- Mila Kunis does not have post-partum depression. Don't be assholes. [Lainey Gossip] - Why does Jennifer Aniston have one satin-wrapped tit out? [Dlisted] - Congratulations, Kylie Jenner, you look like the oldest Kardashian now. [Fishwrapper] - Kim Kardashian's ass is a Keurig now. [theCHIVE] - Taylor Swift took Amanda Seyfried to her first basketball… More »

Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it's just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag's huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them and give them my social security number. Anyway,… More »

Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Take More Naked Pictures If You Kill Her, People

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
Here's Jennifer Lawrence outside The Late Show with David Letterman where later that night, she'd walk over to sign some fan's autographs only to have them kick down a metal barrier, sending her fleeing to her car. And if you think I'm going to try and pin this on the fuckers at 4chan who hackedMore »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014
- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could've handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip] - Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted] - Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it's blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE] - Naya Rivera did not… More »

Kim Kardashian Is Showing Off Her Ass Before She Gets Pregnant Again

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
So remember the beginning of Raiders of The Lost Ark when Indiana Jones is running away from the giant boulder? Picture my day exactly like that except Indy just turns around and goes, "Aw, fuck it." TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian shot the instantly iconic ass photo because it's her last stand before getting pregnant againMore »

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Is Naked Now

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Despite claiming to quit Instagram not even two weeks ago after her naked breasts were pulled down three times (Not a milking joke.), Chelsea Handler is back already. Only this time with her naked butt which she thinks is somehow mocking Kim Kardashian's even though that would take no less than 15 of Chelsea's taped… More »

Khloe Kardashian Tried To Steal Kim’s Ass Thunder

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
Just hours before Kim Kardashian's naked butt was scheduled to be dragged across the Internet like a dog with worms tainting everything in its path (Case in point: There's another post about it coming up later today.), Khloe shared the above meme on Instagram because you know what the Internet hardly ever loses its mind… More »

Good Morning, Brina Chantal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014
- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I'm reading this right. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted] - Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn't matter anymore. [Fishwrapper] - The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock [theCHIVE] - This dad wins the… More »

Maitland Ward Is Naked In Space Or Something

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014
Full Disclosure: We are crazy buttslammed from the Bill Cosby memes, so here's a practically naked Maitland Ward on the set of Descent Into The Maelstrom which is apparently an actual movie and not the porn parody for Interstellar. I have no idea how that happened, so please don't ask. THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutMore »

The Bill Cosby Meme Generator Went Well

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014
Yesterday, the absolutely have to be fired by now people in charge of Bill Cosby's Twitter account thought it'd be a fantastic idea to ask Twitter to "meme him" not even three weeks after Hannibal Buress turned "Bill Cosby rape into a trending topic, so it doesn't take a genius to figure out how allMore »

Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipples Tried To Seduce Lorde

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014
The last time we saw new pics of Jennifer Lawrence, she was not spread eagle on a couch in a series of nude leaked photos. You imagined that. But what you aren't imagining is her breasts popping out of her dress while she's in the back seat of a car with Lorde. Her weird, oddly… More »

Abigail Ratchford Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014
- Superman's looking tight I mean Amy Adams in that pants suit. [Lainey Gossip] - Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend because my Bertney Stories are 100% accurate. [Dlisted] - Kendra Wilkinson is DTF? I think that's what she's saying? [Fishwrapper] - Girls Night Out [theCHIVE] - Taylor Swift's "1989" is the first million-selling… More »

Bertney’s Special New Berfend

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014
Bertney's Special New Berfend A Learning About Genders Reader Bertney loved having a boyfriend, and Papa always found the nicest ones to take Bertney to all of her favorite places to eat: The Cheesecake Factory, McDonald's, Johnny Rockets, McDonald's again, Red Robin, Taco Bell, and if she was really good, Chuck E. Cheese. It wasMore »

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