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BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. More »


Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

- I’m too lazy to write about Chris Rock‘s divorce, so here’s a great rundown. [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham is dyeing her daughter’s hair already. Good, good. That’s healthy. [Fishwrapper]

– Something about Kaley Cuoco and a nose job. [Dlisted]

- Top Things That Bounce of The YearMore »


BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

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Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Here’s Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she’s not on TV anymore. This time, she’s topless on top of a mountain, and that’s not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that “Chelsea Handler topless” has been our highest search term for the past 24 hours because… More »


BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

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BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

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Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

When I scheduled this morning’s Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part of Agent Klum’s Doomsday… More »


Salma Hayek In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

- Helena Bonham Carter is single in case that means anything to you. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eminem comes out of the closet in The Interview because it doesn’t have enough hype. [Fishwrapper]

- Idris Elba is aware you want him to be the next Bond. [Dlisted]

- Red LipstickMore »


BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

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BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

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BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

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BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

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Kat Torres Has The Holiday Spirit And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2014

- When Rihanna gets bored over the holidays, she starts Instagramming. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus‘ artistic expression is golden showers now. [Fishwrapper]

- Cristiano Ronaldo‘s statue is Hamm-esque. [Dlisted]

- You Sure Do Look Good In That Ugly Christmas Sweater [theCHIVE]

– Nobody’s even trying to… More »


Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Mila Kunis gave birth barely two months ago, so here are 14 pics of her lactating breasts at Friday’s night Lakers game that every one of us is going to stare at even though I just mentioned they’re producing milk for an infant to drink. That shit’s going in one eye out and out the… More »


It’s Laurel From ‘Arrow’ In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

In case you didn’t get the hint from the Jessica Simpson post, there’s jackshit happening, so here’s Arrow star Katie Cassidy in Miami where I hope to God a seagull flies off with her stupid chin implant that should’ve been grounds to write her off the second season because SARAH WAS THE BEST BLACK CANARY… More »


Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Just to give you an idea of how rough it’s going to be over the next few days, Jessica Simpson’s legs are a top story right now. A human woman possessing two lower limbs. That’s the news right now. Not the fact that Jessica Simpson’s letting everyone know she’s Batman and will rain justice dow… More »


Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s into Tantra now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Scott Disick seems really, really awesome to be the person you can’t stop having kids with. [Fishwrapper]

- Elton John and Lance Bass had competing weddings. I’ll let an expert handle this. [Dlisted]

- The Strong And Flexible Caitlin RiceMore »


The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.18.14

By: Photo Boy / December 18, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with what it would look like if heroin could wear a bikini, because this is a classy institute of journalism, not two men in their thirties who’ve been preoccupied all day with Hilary Duff‘s butt resurfacing. *puts pins on giant map of Los Angeles, connects with string*More »


Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd… [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper]

– The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted]

- Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE]… More »


A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

In case you can’t tell we’re circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here’s Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it’s 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) You’ll also notice Paris has a… More »


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