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Amanda Bynes Has A Microchip In Her Head, According To Amanda Bynes

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
In a new interview with In Touch who I'm pretty sure are just following her around with a tape recorder while she's talking to herself, Amanda Bynes claims she has a microchip in her head, so if you happen to have a particularly flammable dog, now would be a good time… More »

Help Me, Hilary Duff’s Butt In Tight Jeans, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
Here's Hilary Duff's butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child's penis in their mouth, so I'm just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my… More »

Goddammit, Chelsea Handler, Put That Thing Away

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
Because apparently more awful shit can happen today, here's Chelsea Handler promoting her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl by tweeting a photo of her left tit hanging out. Which sounds like a reasonable explanation except I'd also accept she's proving God has forsaken us, and that we… More »

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I've seen all day. - *remembers Stephe… More »

Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To A 19-Year-Old Kid From A Bait Shop Now

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
When we last left Amanda Bynes, she was tweeting from a secret account after getting kicked out of fashion school and arrested for DUI. And since she's still not back under a conservatorship, shit's only spiraling further out of control because she's already fled to New York… More »

Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip] - Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted] - If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE] - Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper] - A… More »

A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter's pajamas (above) because if there's an age when you should start competing with your child's looks, it's definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn't having it, and… More »

Bruce Jenner Is Blossoming Nicely

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
"Would you put me on a box of Wheaties? *applies lipstick* I'd put me on a box of Wheaties." First things first, girl, where'd you go and get dat haairr? Second, it's been a while since I've had a musical accompaniment to a post, so this goes out to Bruce Jenner and hi… More »

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk'd us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. More »

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2014
Here's Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I've already written - *counts* - 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28) THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: FameFlynet/AKM-GSI… More »

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
It's been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry "Prophecy" Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would've spotted them in all the cool… More »

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice's jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children's fragile emotions for ratings. So here's a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson's breast dangling out of her dre… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are definitely broken up again. [Lainey Gossip] - Raven-Symoné is throwing shade at Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted] - These Girls Are Dropping A Cute Atom Bomb On My Heart [theCHIVE] - Kendall Jenner is "obsessed" with Chris Brown. [Fishwrapper] - Dianna Agro… More »

That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt In Yoga Pants

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
We've been talking about butts a lot lately including a look at their historical and artistic significance because this is an academic blog first, and a tits and ass bonanza second. So keeping with that tradition, here's Reese Witherspoon's butt in yoga pants. It wo… More »

Whatever ‘Party Down South’ Is, They’re In Bikinis

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
We've spent all morning talking about crazy people, and yes, that includes anyone willing to birth Ashton Kutcher's baby, so for change of scenery even though I have no clue what Party Down South is, here are some hot, sexy bikini ba- *actually looks at more than just the… More »

Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably)

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
When all of this Amanda Bynes business started back up again, probably the most prevalent words out of everyone's mouths were, "Well, at least she's not tweeting again." She's tweeting again. Styleite via Jezebel: “Ashley Banks” or @persianla27 has been rumored for a while to be a poorly… More »

Wait. Back It Up. Charlie Sheen Goes To The Dentist?

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
When we last left Charlie Sheen he was drunkenly approaching random strangers in a Taco Bell drive-thru and showing them his tattoos, and now comes word that he allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist after taking nitrous oxide while high on cocaine. And, yes, I know that the real new… More »

Mila Kunis Is The Mother of Ashton Kutcher’s Baby

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
Over the weekend, George Clooney got married, and now People reports Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby girl whose father is Ashton Kutcher, so good game, everybody. We had a good run. If you'll quietly remain seated, a demon should be around shortly to bathe thi… More »

Lisa Opie Is Bendy And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
- Ethan Hawke might be Dr. Strange now. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande is "honored" to be called a giant pain in the ass. [Dlisted] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE] - Snooki will describe child birth now. [Fishwrapper] - AnonIB has a… More »

Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she's out there… More »

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