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Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp's scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper] - Godammit, there's another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted] - Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE] - For the man lovers, a… More »


Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now's the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin's butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won't handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »


Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
"LEMON!" While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill Cosby a rapist. Which is exactly the kind… More »


That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn Tom Hardy as Rick Flag Jai CourtneyMore »


Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip] - Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper] - Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted] - Remember when Kate Upton's breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some GIFs. [theCHIVE] - Terry Crews shut… More »


Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare… More »


Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
Because I'll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson's secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after the birth of their daughter. They kept the… More »


Anais Zanotti Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 12.1.14

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Alright, folks, normally this would be the part where Photo Boy drops The Crap We Missed on you, but he's in Mexico all week with Mrs. Photo Boy who I do not have a voodoo doll of. Who told you that? Anyway, here's Anais Zanotti doing yoga to put a nice bow on today, and… More »


Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where's the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper] - Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted] - I Dream of Beanie, but mostly the giant breast… More »


Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy It's been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I'm going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I wanted to correct… More »


Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip] - Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper] - Amber Heard is tired of old penis is how I read this. [Dlisted]… More »


Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
It's been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby's dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly as young as 16… More »


AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing "Booty" for the AMAs because it's a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another "family show" designed to promote Disney's Marvel universe, I watched a man murder a woman before carving alien hieroglyphics into her corpse. The… More »


Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014
Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I'm posting now so they don't get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the… More »


Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter doing a similar photo… More »


Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. [Lainey Gossip] - Refinery 29's shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. [The Frisky] - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he's not a virgin anymore. [Fishwrapper] - Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot peppers on my children's food: good. [Dlisted] -More »


Lady Gaga Has An Armpit Tattoo, Also Side Boob

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
Remember Lady Gaga? Used to be Paul from The Wonder Years? Eh, it doesn't matter. Here she is showing off her new armpit tattoo in England which I'm posting because you can see her side boob, and side boob isn't Bill Cosby raping people. "Allegedly." A topic I'll eventually have to write about later today… More »


Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we'll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn't get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we're casually discussing who… More »


Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip] - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper] - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted] - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE] - Anna Wintour's backhanded reason for putting KimMore »


Don’t Friend Taryn Manning On Facebook

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014
Crossroads star (That was entirely relevant.) Taryn Manning has been arrested for threatening a former friend/maybe ex-girlfriend in violation of a previous restraining order, according to TMZ: Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual domestic restraining… More »


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