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Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let's look at Rihanna's tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I'm almost positive this is the story on everyone's mind that will define us a… More »

It’s Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
Every Halloween Heidi Klum wears an overly elaborate costume as she's done each year (except for last when she merely revealed her true form) since Hitler summoned her from the demonic realm to vanquish his enemies and festoon the Fatherland with topless tittery. So here she i… More »

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are The Devil And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch describes how Sherlock would fuck. Bring a change of underwear. [Lainey Gossip] - Olivier Martinez's punches ruined Gabriel Aubry's modeling career. -- I believe it. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - For the love of God, Tara Reid, please stop taking… More »

Lena Dunham’s Topless, Too, Goddammit

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
Christian conservatives like to flail their arms around and say America is becoming Nazi Germany because people sometimes disagree them and don't go, "Why, yes, we should become a theocracy based on a 2,000 year old book that says you can stone women and gays to death. How do we make that happen?"… More »

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her "impending motherhood," and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. O… More »

Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except without warning she wa… More »

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate i… More »

Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she's doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil's Eve. Anyway, here's the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND)… More »

Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It's time to start asking. [Lainey Gossip] - Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. [Dlisted] - Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week [theCHIVE] - Brandi Glanville bashes everyone o… More »

All You Need To Know About Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Show In One Pic

By: Photo Boy / October 29, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy If a picture is worth a thousand words, in this case they're all "PPPRRRRRPPPFFFTHH," then extended cackling followed by a suicidal producer shuffling into the booth with a can of Febreeze. Snooki appearing on any show called Dirty, Sexy, Funny With Jenny McCarthy is a joke that write… More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
- Ben Affleck's making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Julia Roberts really wants you to know she's never had plastic surgery. [tooFAB] - Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay... [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas [… More »

Kevin Smith Without A Beard Will Eat Your Soul

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014
Kevin Smith smoked a bunch of weed and came up with some movie called Yoga Hosers, and that's already more than you could ever possibly need to know about that. However, in the process of preparing for his role that will presumably still involve jorts - method acting has its limit… More »

Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney's wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip] - Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted] - All Is Fair In Tug And War [… More »

This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Dammit, Chris Pratt... Here's Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of… More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford,… More »

Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
It's been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here's Taylor Swift's camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show… More »

Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana's reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she'… More »

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start… More »

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014
- Captain America's probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears' footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted] - These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper] - Toys R Us caved to… More »

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