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Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
It's been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it's time for them to file for divorce because that's what's written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People … More »

Chelsea Heath’s Butt’s Back And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are starting to be photographed together. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who probably didn't name her cat Renessmee. [Dlisted] - What’s Monday Night Without Some NFL Cheerleaders? [theCHIVE] - Methinks the Beyonce Beyonces too hard. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

And Now Back To Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and … More »

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman's ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly: Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside … More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Is Unfortunate

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
Leonardo DiCaprio has taken special pleasure in shooing Justin Bieber away not only once, but twice this summer. Which is hilarious and awesome and why I even get up in the morning, but tends to lose its credibility when Leo himself tries to rap even though Justin … More »

Good Morning, Amanda Cerny, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
- Amy Adams is probably going to win another Oscar. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't pay money to see Lauryn Hill. [Dlisted] - Future Lower Back Problems means big breasts. In case that was too subtle. [theCHIVE] - Paula Patton is winning. [Fishwrapper] - David Bowie does a … More »

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014
NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge … More »

And Now Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden's breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics … More »

How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar's game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves "school chiefs" felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth's means of conveyance … More »

Good Morning, Chelsea Heath, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
- Chris Martin's singing for Jennifer Lawrence at his concerts now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew McConaughey is officially not in Magic Mike XXL. THIS WORLD MUST BURN. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Don't resist them. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan looks.. healthy? No, that can't be right. [Fishwrapper] … More »

A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It's not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I'm now posting on the Internet for people to get boners … More »

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it's time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us … More »

Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
If Breaking Bad taught me any lessons in life, it's that a man shouldn't have to ask for some goddamn pancakes, and that Mexico will cut your head off and stick it onto an exploding turtle. Which is why I couldn't be more excited to tell you that it hates Miley … More »

Jenny McCarthy Lost Her Wedding Ring Already

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Because Jenny McCarthy is like super hilariously dumb, you guys - haha, *snort* - she already totally lost her wedding ring, and she hasn't even been married a whole month! *farrrt* But definitely listen to her for medical advice though. Us Weekly reports, and brace yourself to not reads … More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
- George Clooney only has nine days left to say "Psyche!" [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce will Photoshop the lip syncing in later. [Dlisted] - It's Yoga Pants Season [theCHIVE] - Alanis Morisette is blonde now. [Fishwrapper] - Having trouble going into labor? Batman a purse snatcher. [ … More »

A Moment For Candice Swanepoel’s Butt

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
I've got another post coming up where some asshole not only defends Adrian Peterson, but openly considers using a switch on his child. So before we all feel really dark inside from churning up repressed childhood memories, here's Candice Swanepoel's butt whose dimples have never beaten a child. Trust … More »

Beyonce Has The Photoshop

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
Joan Rivers's death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it's acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let's take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. More »

Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014
- Here's Beyonce drinking champagne, everyone who bought the pregnancy rumors. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande hopes all her fans "fucking die." [Dlisted] - Booty Shorts Have My Attention [theCHIVE] - Adrienne Baillon is still shitting on the Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Yes, let's ask Miss America pageant … More »

Coroner: Lindsay Lohan Never Touched Whitney Houston’s Body Bag

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014
In a new interview with The Telegraph, Lindsay Lohan claimed she handled Whitney Houston's body bag during her court-ordered community service at the LA County morgue. Which obviously never happened because Lindsay Lohan said it did, but just for fun, here's the coroner's office pointing out how completely full of shit she … More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014
- Holy shit, Angelina Jolie's new boobs are in a tanktop. [Lainey Gossip] - John Travolta's pube beard will talk about those gay allegations now. [Dlisted] - In case Claudia Romani isn't enough bikini butt for you, enjoy. [theCHIVE] - Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian Dirty Bomb waiting to … More »

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