Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

How did we last an entire month without this? It’s a fucking miracle. More »

Good Morning, Amanda Nicole Thomas, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Johnny Depp might ditch his agent, Kendall Jenner’s in a bikini, Selena Gomez is a hot hitchhiker, and North West is ready to take over the family business. Your morning links. More »

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here’s Jessica Alba’s butt to tide you over. More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner’s nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links. More »

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

It’s Jessica Alba’s butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit. More »

Drake Tried To Bang Porn Star Mia Khalifa, It Didn’t Work

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Drake tried to hook up with porn star Mia Khalifa by sending her a half-naked pic. She cringed. He made a porn star cringe. More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Mandy Moore’s single, Emma Watson’s getting into bestiality (I can’t believe I made that joke.), a giant penis terrorizes a small town and sexy, sexy photos. Your morning links. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard’s return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours. More »

Lindsay Lohan Has Photoshop? What Makes You Say That?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Lindsay Lohan poses in her Calvins on Instagram because it helps fight off the mosquito virus or whatever Mr. Coke told her that morning for breakfast. The situation’s fluid. More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn’t smile because of castles, JWoww’s doomed kid, Rihanna’s been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »

The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan’s mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars, Miley Cyrus is licking things for AIDS, Hilary Swank’s naked and Paris Hilton’s banging 18-year-olds. Your morning links. More »

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Walk Because She Has A Virus, You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Shortly before New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan was trolling for attention by saying she caught some sort of rare tropical mosquito virus. Now, she can’t walk and totally had to go to the hospital who kicked her ass right back out. More »

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama’s car as they left Nick Jonas’ CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it’s a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo’s not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015

Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who’s to say? It might get freaky. More »

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