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Ariel Winter’s Wardrobe Malfunction Is The Crap We Missed

Ariel Winter’s butt cheeks will tide you over until Photo Boy comes back. Help them help you help them. More »


Kim Kardashian Didn’t Get Invited To Any Oscar Parties

And now your feel-good story of the day. More »


Justin Trudeau’s Bubble Butt, Anyone? It’s Coming In Hot

Justin Trudeau’s butt, AH AH! It’ll save everyone of us! More »


Nobody Tell Kim Kardashian Sauna Suits Are Bullshit, Shut Up

Kim Kardashian just needs to lose, like, seven pounds, you guys. It’s totally safe. (Don’t ruin this. Don’t you ruin this.) More »


Daisy Lea In A Bikini And Other News

Alien: Covenant has a prologue film thingy. [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber just gave Donald Trump a weird boner. [Dlisted]

Beyonce bails on Coachella. [TMZ]

Tigers playing with a drone aren’t politics. You’re welcome. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Julian Assange’s Penis Turned Pamela Anderson Into An MRA

Pamela Anderson probably has sex with Julian Assange, and now she wants to be an advocate for men “falsely accused of rape.” What a coincidence! More »


Father Of Madonna’s Adopted Twins Wants Them Back, Here We Go

The biological father of Madonna’s recently adopted twins claims he was tricked. This seems to be a pattern. More »


Jenna Jameson Just Earned Herself A Cabinet Position

Dumb words fell out of Jenna Jameson’s wang trap about Milo and Muslims. More »


Joanna Krupa Still Looks Like Sweet Goddamn And Other News

Charlie Hunnam’s King Arthur brings the sploosh. [Lainey Gossip]

Anthony Bourdain rebounded quickly. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner had a “business meeting.” Riiight. [TMZ]

How’s that Obamacare repeal going, guys? [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


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