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The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? … More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015
In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan's mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? … More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars, Miley Cyrus is licking things for AIDS, Hilary Swank's naked and Paris Hilton's banging 18-year-olds. Your morning links. More »

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Walk Because She Has A Virus, You Guys

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Shortly before New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan was trolling for attention by saying she caught some sort of rare tropical mosquito virus. Now, she can't walk and totally had to go to the hospital who kicked her ass right back out. More »

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who's to say? It might get freaky. More »

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Testing... Testing... Butt Cheeks... Butt Cheeks... Iggy Azalea Butt Cheeks... Testing... More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and … More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
While the Internet loses it's mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we're going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month … More »

John Travolta Let A Random Guy At The Gym Photograph His Bald Head

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
We've seen John Travolta's bald head before. In fact, it made one of our Best Of posts for 2011? Jesus Christ. Anyway, here he is again after introducing himself to this random fellow at 3 a.m. at an empty gym where no one else was working out. Which went awesome if … More »

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus … More »

Justin Bieber Crashed A Log Cabin Republicans Meeting

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Before a story involving Justin Bieber mentioned them by name, I had no idea what the hell a Log Cabin Republican was, which yes, is the most depressing thing I've ever admitted about myself. I'm willing to bet, however, that a few of you out there are … More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but … More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but … More »

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