1. Toe Jam

    I bet going to church made the 666 on her scalp very irritated.

  2. Toe Jam

    The pastor: “Now let us pray, that Britney will learn to wear underwear with a skirt. Cuz I am definitely seeing bush. Help me Jesus. Amen”.

  3. DKK

    Not a big deal. She looks fine!

  4. TheCynic

    I want to go the church where the crazy bitches dress like this.

  5. tmotic13

    Ha! Talking donkeys & juice that is supposed to be Jesus’ blood. Also sex with daddy. (Lot, right). Why not don a miniskirt????

  6. So is what’s appropriate for Church what Jesus said? “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these.” Lilies are dressed in splendor, not other spun clothes. The Essene Gospel of Peace was hidden in the Vatican’s archives until the 1900’s. In it, Jesus reportedly says, “”Seek the fresh air of the forest and of the fields… Put off your shoes and your clothing… Then breathe long and deeply.” Wherever that’s legal, I guess? Nag Hammadi Scriptures were banned centuries ago, hidden by monks, and more recently recovered. The Perfect Discourse says, “the mystery of intercourse is performed in secret… For if it happens in the presence of those who do not understand the reality, (it is) laughable and unbelievable.” Regarding Britney’s sexual life and aspects, is their mystery like splendrous clothing surrounding intimate acts that can involve sacred feelings? How appropriate is it to analyze her clothing in the context of the aftermath of the nation discussing her sexual life, in the name of helping her?

  7. Rose

    Britney is beautiful

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