Hey, I think I see my wrist watch I left in there last night!

“ah…yup. that’s definitely a gunt”

“My God! It’s full of stars.”

If you stare into the the abyss long enough, it eventually eats your soul like it was made of hamburger.

Wait, she pays someone to look that bad?

She needs to fire that stylist!!! Enough with the ridiculous ankle/army boots. Horrid. All they do is make her look stubby,.

He was probably paid by the trainer to check for whoppers.

I’ve located that fish stick and Cheetos smell!