Britney Spears arrives to the first round of X Factor auditions in Austin, Texas. (May 24, 2012)
Photos: Splash News
I small part of me still believed that Britney just thought, “im hott, manufactured and getting paid so f-it. Diva time.” But she apparently was Mariah Carey level of insane from the begging by believing she sounds like Mariah.
This poor girl has never been photogenic. She just doesn’t move right with the cameras.
I see this and, purely on reflex, my ears start preemptively bleeding.
Not 19 anymore….
She literally looks 49 here.
Oh, the things I’d like to put on that tongue.
“Britney! Why are you leaving ‘X Factor?'”
“Burger King needs a new manager, y’all! I can’t wait to have a name tag! I forget it sometimes!”
“New music? I thought they said new McRib!!!”
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