When Jennifer Love Hewitt can carry off a bandage dress better than you…..

Britney is really declining fast.

I would love to see Britney and Miley in a battle of the rednecks.

I love this girl :-*

She cleans up nice when she actually makes an effort.

Will always have a soft spot for this trainwreck.

You know what I will say about The Bertney these days…you have to at least give her props for not slicing up, injecting, or otherwise altering her body the way that say, Lindsay Lohan or Christina Aguilera have done. Her boobs are sagging, she has sun damaged skin, wrinkles under her eyes and around her mouth, and yeah a bit more weight than she used to carry – it’s just weird to see a celebrity look NORMAL because normally they go to horrible lengths to change all of those things and while they don’t look as old maybe, they still end up looking like freaks. So I say YAY for Bertney! Not gonna defend her clothing and hairstyle choices though, there is no good reason why her team lets her look trashy at events where she is basically just being paid to show up and look hot.

There reaches a point where those elastic bandages look less “fashionable” and more “load bearing”. That point was 30 lbs ago.

She looks adorable!!!

She looks very pretty. Her eyes are still very sad, though.