superficial

  1. rantatonne

    “hmmm, this stuff smells lak carmel, looks lak carmel, feels lak carmel, the second they stop lookin’ at me, amma fand out if it taysts lak carmel.”

  2. InkyBlack

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  3. Mike

    A million years in the future, in a local museum, terrans will see the fossilized imprints of BritSpearatosaurus, who once scavenged the lands eons ago.

  4. She has to hold her breath for as long as she’s in this position or the dress rips.

  5. biff

    As I was looking at these pics, all I could here was a good ol’ fashion banjo pickin’ tune

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Hey remember when for 3/4 years the media had us all convinced this was the hottest thing you could stick a penis into? Good times, huh.

  7. lily

    i love this trainwreck

  8. Erect

    Remember right around 2000-2005 when this woman was just the fucking definition of hot? I mean Goddess of Love, supernova hot? That 2003 cover of Esquire she did still makes me fill my pants with cum every time I see it. Such a tragedy what’s happened since.

  9. Schadenfreude

    OK, I’m on all fours. Is this another casting couch thing?

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