1. Her music is beyond shitty but “They’re real and they’re spectacular!”

  2. Why are her fingertips a different color than the rest of her fingers?

  3. God damn that fucking body. My brain hates Miley Cryus. My penis can’t get enough of her.

    • I kind of get what you’re saying. I wanna fuck her and then kick her in the chin so hard that it severs her tongue.

      Ya know, but fuck her first so she doesn’t get blood on my dong and stuff…

      I’m tired, I think I need to go lie down.

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