Lindsay Lohan shopping in Venice, CA. (March 21, 2013) -Photo: Malibu Joe/AKM-GSI
New Update: Bra sales are down, and so are the tay-tays. More at 11.
Yes, many a young twit is going to realize soon enough why she should have worn a bra.
She and Miley Cyrus is going to be pissed when their tits are at their waists before they hit 30.
I could berate her for being a terrible person. I could go after the stupid sunglasses. But her tits are so majestic, I just don’t have it in me.
“I just don’t have it in me”
that’s what she said.
Why is her snatch so lop sided? Why is she with a known drug user? Why is she not in violation of her parole?
I know she’s not hot anymore, not even close, she looks terrible, but I don’t know why, but I would still bang the shit out of her!!! just for fun, like curriculum or a drunk story, dunno, or maybe I’m just crazy.
You know you’re having a bad day when your tits literally look like they are trying to escape from you.
“Let’s go to a retail store. I need to shoplift a bra.”
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