1. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg checks her inauguration program: “Who is this with the screeching…Kelly Clarkson, it says. Oy, the music the kids like today. Well, at least I know whose records to get the grandkids next Hanukkah.”

  2. What is this? Weekend at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s?

  3. “Mmm…mmm….I got to put some moh pubic hairs of mine on a Coke and serve it up to this one.”

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