Super huge black dong? Nah, that’s about average.

what the heck is that?

Mmm I want to suck it

It only LOOKS like a Kardashian endorsed member, it’s actually the shattered remains of her vagina following childbirth. All vagina’s look this way after giving birth, I read it on the internet.

Does anyone think it’s weird that they’re naming their kind Blue Ivy, when the name of the new, super-potent heroin in American Gangster, the movie for which Jay-Z did the soundtrack, is called “Blue Magic”? Coincidence?