1. AW

    I’m Blind.

  2. duder

    “That’s right, I said I want it cut so low that you can actually see the vapors wafting off my vajayjay. Then cover me in a heavy blanket in an homage to Pocahontas. So concludes my plan to get Neil Young’s 1,000 pelts! Mwahaha!”

  3. whateva

    If you squint hard enough it looks like an obese cyclops with a porn ‘stache.

  4. Trish

    Why wear anything at all. Please! Just go nude!

  5. Woofus

    Not. Flattering.

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