“That’s right, I said I want it cut so low that you can actually see the vapors wafting off my vajayjay. Then cover me in a heavy blanket in an homage to Pocahontas. So concludes my plan to get Neil Young’s 1,000 pelts! Mwahaha!”
If you squint hard enough it looks like an obese cyclops with a porn ‘stache.
Why wear anything at all. Please! Just go nude!
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