Jessica Simpson Steals Ashlee's Thunder With Bikini Baby Bump Tweet
While Ashlee Simpson pranced in front of the paparazzi in a bikini during their family vacation, Jessica sat inside tweeting photos of her pregnant gut in the bathroom, so right off the bat, you know this pregnancy is going well. No red flags here. (December 30, 2012)
Why does she make those expressions with her mouth? Why can’t she stop posing it??
Because she’s dumb as a rock, that’s why.
Because she’s a vapid attention-whore who thinks she looks hot when she does that? I’m just spitballing.
They photoshopped out the 64oz milkshake she was drinking.
She learned how to pose from Bret Michaels, apparently.
Pregnant? I thought she always looked like that.
Remember when she was fucking Billy Corgan for like 5 minutes? That was weird…
She hasn’t looked hotter in years…
Gross…just gross
She’s fucking gorgeous. You naysayers are lying if you wouldn’t marry that chick and fuck her all day long if she wanted to, pregnant even. Unless you’re gay, then that’s understandable.
Or a straight chick
I hope to look that good if/when I get pregnant. I think she looks gorgeous.