1. “We checked the employee lounge, the manager’s fridge, and the Ben and Jerry’s stand at the food court. I’m so sorry Ms. Simpson, but there is no rocky road.”

  2. “The McRib is back?!”

  3. Tron

    “Chicken of the Sea is really tuna?! GTFO!!”

  4. angerinside

    “I’m serious y’all. I make my mouth look like lady parts like this, and then he goes and sticks his thing in there. Shoot we do it all the time. And you wanna know what, I ain’t gay. So you leave daddy alone with all yer nonsense.”

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