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  1. Tanzarian

    Why are they all grope jokes?

  2. Cock Dr

    He’ll score…even looking like an embalmed Frankenstein.

  3. Brooke

    I remember when I was in 7th grade I was really obsessed with these KISS dolls because you could play sex games on them (and I don’t mean the band, yikes), and there was an Arnie one that used a picture from his bodybuilder days. He had to pose nude for something and his dick was right there, in plain view. This was before Photoshop users were any good at it yet, so I think it was probably a real photo… he had a tiny pencil dick. I had assumed he would be hung like a horse, because I still had no idea what steroids were at the time. Since he kind of gave me a girl boner in Conan and Terminator, I was pretty disappointed.

    … he should have just stuck with his wife. She probably doesn’t even laugh at it anymore.

  4. Pippy Longcockings

    BTW, your mems suck shit.

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