1. “Well regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this shit hole island spending the rest of my life talking to a GOD DAMN VOLLEYBALL!

    Shut you up.”

  2. tlmck

    And it’s the blond sister for the win!

  3. cc

    0.5 seconds later some guy wondered over and said ‘Ooops, sorry.’ in a totally unconvincing fashion. With a boner.

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