Anais Zanotti in Miami. (January 20, 2014) -Photo: Splash News
You know how most folks think they’re better looking than they really are?
This is how Alanis Morisette thinks she looks.
I’m so confused. My brain says “Jackie Chan.” My dick says “dat ass.” My heart is having very complicated flashbacks to high school gym class. And my moral compass is saying: “Kardashian.”
Very close to being the Platonic Ideal of Camel-Toe-ness…
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