Amanda Seyfried at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (December 11, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“A stray line? Curse eh kin wok a stray line, ociffer! No biggy!”
“Ma’am, I’m just here for security purposes. There’s no need to-”
“Yea, ell tush ma nose! Dash eeshee! Jus lemme get my balance back, officer. Eh mean ociffer! Em sorry! Em nah drunk, I swure! I meant to shay ociffer! Eh wouldn’t . . . ah, shit!”
Okay, Hugh Jackman, you are up next! Beaver shots and booze shots have already been taken, so that just leaves bondage and bathhouses for your publicity-forced public embarrassment.
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