1. ThisWillHurt

    “A stray line? Curse eh kin wok a stray line, ociffer! No biggy!”
    “Ma’am, I’m just here for security purposes. There’s no need to-”
    “Yea, ell tush ma nose! Dash eeshee! Jus lemme get my balance back, officer. Eh mean ociffer! Em sorry! Em nah drunk, I swure! I meant to shay ociffer! Eh wouldn’t . . . ah, shit!”

  2. Juch

    Okay, Hugh Jackman, you are up next! Beaver shots and booze shots have already been taken, so that just leaves bondage and bathhouses for your publicity-forced public embarrassment.

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