Those hair extensions are awful. So is her driving.
So are the chicken legs.
“Officer, can you like, help me find my car? Its the one with the fake lighter weed pipe, and it talks to you in a voice like that crab from ‘The Little Mermaid’.”
I was going to do a Bynes version of Under the Sea, but you can’t smoke weed under the sea so I dropped it.
Looks like someone is about to find out solicitation is illegal
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