Hideous blonde extensions? Starbucks in hand? Quilted Chanel handbag? Bag of beauty products she undoubtedly used her “celebrity” to get free of charge? All of this coupled with the driving record indicate the transformation is almost complete. Yup, all she needs now is an unsightly smattering of freckles, a few herp sores and her very own bull dyke to ensure the attention never ends.