1. So shitfaced she can’t even read the teleprompter, classic.

  2. Or I’m little beer pitcher short and fat, here are my handles um uh…

  3. normal chick on a beach somewhere, not bad.

  4. elephantman

    She really looks like a dork, I can’t believe people actually go to see her.

  5. AnnaDraconida

    Even her face is fucked.

  6. Chucky D

    Not bad if you like fishnets and gold army boots. I’d still do her if I could just put a paper bag over her batshit craziness.

  7. Arzach

    When she was young the classic Britney pose gave a boner every time, now it’s just pitty

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    When it grows over with scales, it may be too late for the gyno to fix it.

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