That kid is going to hate her so much when all the kids at school bully the fuck out of him for having a mother that fed him from her mouth. On his behalf I say fuck you Alicia Silverstone.

I feel bad for his future girlfriends. This will be the man who calls her mom three times a day, tells her everything about his love life, compares women to his mom “You don’t cook like my mom, you don’t clean like my mom”, looks for women that look like his mom. And of course Alicia will forever hate the women he dates/marries and no woman will ever be good enough for him.

I hope he turns out gay. It’s the only way he’ll be rid of this Oedipus complex Alicia is desperately building up.