Would you waste time getting into this? I wouldn’t.
She’s attractive, and assuming she doesn’t insist on the kids speaking only in Latin when she’s around, this seems like a win for Chris Martin.
This one deserves a song (to the tune of You Oughta Know):
A younger version of me
Is she controlling like me
Does she cook you organic quinoa for dinner?
It’s a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me
When you shop organically
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent groupie
Yeah, sorry, I have a hangover, not my best.
You wrote this when Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson and now you’re just recycling it, aren’t you?
No, it’s original parody, fresh out of the can.
Usually I can do better but my brain hurts.
Now you see this is why I come to The Superfrabjous
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