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  1. Would you waste time getting into this? I wouldn’t.

  2. JC

    She’s attractive, and assuming she doesn’t insist on the kids speaking only in Latin when she’s around, this seems like a win for Chris Martin.

  3. Veronika Larsson

    This one deserves a song (to the tune of You Oughta Know):

    A younger version of me
    Is she controlling like me
    Does she cook you organic quinoa for dinner?
    It’s a slap in the face
    How quickly I was replaced
    And are you thinking of me
    When you shop organically
    I’m sure she’d make a really excellent groupie

    Yeah, sorry, I have a hangover, not my best.

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