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  1. Deacon Jones

    “I don’t *give a fuck* if you have American Express, you are *signing* this Capital One card application NOW motherfucker!’

  2. “How’s the massage, too rough?”
    “Oh not at all…Could you work on my lower back? It gets pretty cramped up from squatting behind parked cars and bushes just so I can take your picture.

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