Albert Haynesworth is the Greatest Legal Strategist Alive

"If a man only likes white women, you must acquit." Redskins lineman Albert Haynesworth turned down a plea deal yesterday for sexual abuse charges stemming from the following ...
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  1. cheerleaderninja

    I think a better argument would have been “why would i touch hers when i have my own?”

    Apr 28, 2011 at 3:57 pm /  Reply /00
  2. baldmanpuke

    “i’m gonna give the bitch a credit card. Bitches love credit cards”.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 10:31 pm /  Reply /00
  3. MisterSuccint

    Albert Notworth, number 100 (as in million dollars).

    Apr 29, 2011 at 12:16 pm /  Reply /00

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