Adrianne Curry Attacked at Star Wars Convention
Everyone's favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia "celebrity," Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the ...
Adrianne Curry Attacked at Star Wars Convention
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Ms Curry admires herself. Again.
A few years ago I was at a nerdfest getting an autograph (I SWEAR! FOR MY SISTER!) of Christopher Knight, who was there with Adrianne Curry. As I approached the desk, there was an announcement regarding some Adult Swim VO guys being there. She asked me what the announcement was, I told her, we started talking about The Brak Show and Sealab. Then she saw I bought some MST3K DVDs and we started talking about that a bit because she digs those guys, too. She couldn’t care less that I was neither buying crap from her nor panting after her like I was a shut-in D&D fan and she were a Xena cutout miraculously come to life. That actually made me kind of dig her. Yeah. I sad it. Shoot me.
What did you sad?
“it”
For good reason. If I had breasts like that, I’d never leave the shower.
Start saving up, you CAN have breasts like that!
Where was Peter Brady?
perfect
She could make Peter Brady forget about Jan!