like, where are the arms comin from tho??
Through the wall (or sheet of paper or whatever) behind him
looks like she is crawling out of his ass
This is really bad photo editing.
looks like she is behind him with her face in his ass.
I prefer the first shot. This one looks like girlfriend is probably rimming esophagus.
I was secretly hoping his junk couldn’t be covered by two small hands
He is SHMOKINNNNN!!!!!!
I wish I was on shlong duty *sad face*
what a fat ass.
very nice! Thanks, tsf!
No, thanks, he is most likely circumcised…eww.
Well this Girly Gurl likes em’ circumcised!! YUMMERZZZ
Go go gadget ass-hands!!!
Yes, thank you veddy veddy much!
i LOVE this guy. this is awesome
Dicks grow hands?
so we finally get to see the hands that has been squeezing his balls all through his singing career
hahaha! so true
Oh my GOD! I would destroy this guy. Yes, please.
Uh, he is SO hot. I wish those were my hands.
LOL that is very disturbing
Does he have a clubfoot or something? He is tipped sideways, while those hands are pointing up. They may be the only thing straight in this picture.
For her sake, I sure hope he doesn’t have gas…
I know that position. It’s called the “trunk-monkey”.
This picture is well into uncanny valley for me. I know it’s photoshopped, but those hands aren’t attached to a human body. They look like they’re growing out of his ass. Combined with the wonky nipples and cold dead eyes, I’ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight. Thanks.
I would sell Britney Spears kids on the black market to be those hands. That is if she hasn’t already brokered a deal for a frappucino and 6 bottles of ranch first.
That man has the best tattoos and bod that are not on an mma fighter
Hrm, nearly every fighter wears some variation of the blase chest-shoulder-sleeve uniform and this supermodel would barely make flyweight. MMA what?
he’s not depicting some hindu deity? if it’s it’s for prostrate cancer why is he not bent over spreading his asscheeks?
That would be the best way to bare all for prostate cancer after all.
Please tell me he farted right after this was taken! That would be epic!
hahahaha hairs everywhere!!! yuck
Whomever’s hands those are… her face is in his a$$.
God damnit, not the Human Centipede again
About time fish put some hot men up. Damn!
Oh let this be my hands!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA i literally am laughing out loud. what a douche.
I hope he didn’t shit on her
I now cast “ASSHANDS!”
Feel free to walk around naked without remorse.
Wow, I’m kinda envious of ol’ girl doing the covering…
I hate how ‘man-scaped’ he is. Look how furry his legs are then look at how trimmed down the chest is. It’s creepy.
I keep looking at this picture and can only come to one conclusion: Adam Levine’s penis loves cancer.
You know body hair grows in differently on different areas of the body and on different people, right?
I wish those hands were mine…
i like her manicure…lol
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