This is what happens when millionaire douches wear a headband full of acid, they have euphoric hallucinations of playing golf.
Dude, sweet putter.
He’s the Cinderella boy, uh – tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he’s got about 195 yards left, he’s got about a – its looks like he’s got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now – about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac – It’s in the Hole!
Big hitter the Lama.
…And I had to grab Fergie’s penis with both hands, like this….
I want to cut this guy a break considering the word “douche” is right in his fucking name, but COME ON!
Oh shit I thought it was Jared Leto.
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