I see he dumped Lana Del Rey.
When did Jim Morrison’s theighs get so big?
Is that watermelon floating?
Looks like waking up with a bottle of jack went straight to her thighs. Looks like she’s THE WAFFLE BOSS!
I thought it was Val Kilmer
the chick with the watermelon knows exactly what the fuck is up.
“Think I can spit seeds at her from this distance? Let’s see.”
Oh God I am going to puke.
the watermelon isn’t floating it’s orbiting Kesha
Seconds before she was pelted with watermelon and other garbage
NO ONE TOLD ME THERE’D BE WATERMELLOW?!?! I WASTED MY ENTIRE WEEKEND AT HOME!!!
AHHH MY FUCKING EYES!
You could feed a small country for months with those thighs! Meaty!
Speaking of taint, I’m certain her thigh meat is tainted by the proximity to her filthy snatch.
All along I thought the lyrics to “Cannibal” were just a metaphor but those thighs suggest otherwise.
It’s nice to see that Cody from Duel Survival was at Coachella to teach all the hipsters how to live off of $7 bottles of water and shitty vendor food for a weekend. I assume his hat is covered in his own piss in order to hold in moisture from his head.
David Lee Roth??
In every photo like this, there’s a girl in the background too disgusted to finish her watermelon.
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