superficial

  1. “Now, where’s the PLAY button???”

  2. maeby

    He smokes? Sexy points -20

  3. Hoo boy. Another douche thinking he’s a DJ because someone recognized him and asked him to “spin the chips”. Is that a real term? “Spin the chips”. I thought I heard that somewhere once. I’m 40.

  4. Richard McBeef

    is that frodo? no for reals?

  5. El Jefe

    Lord of the hipster douchebags.

  6. Sheppy

    Looks serious though.

  7. more like DJ FroDope, amirite?

  8. Deacon Jones

    This is the worst photo taken in the history of mankind.

  9. Greg

    Did he borrow his daddys headphones?

  10. Billybob

    Elijah Wood seems to be wearing the one ring to douche them all.

  11. Dude, you should have been there. The way he used the breakdown in “The Hokey Pokey” to mix with “Mary Had A Little Lamb” was sick, yo.

  12. Sin

    Apparently Lord of The Rings didn’t pay to well.

  13. hijkmno

    doesn’t he know smoking can stunt his grow…eh…never mind.

  14. David

    It’s shocking how much they pay to look so poor. That’s what kills me about this hipster fashion. You pay to look cheap. The cheaper you look, the cooler you are.

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