1. “If I wear all black and stand still, the paparazzi can’t see me”

  2. Biff

    Open boots and an umbrella…what a dickless douche.

  3. He needs a hard kick to the nuts….


  4. Chim, chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim charoo, good luck *won’t* come off when he shakes hands with you.

  5. DeucePickle

    this is the most normal i’ve ever seen him dressed

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    It just isn’t Coachella if King Douche isn’t there.

  7. Cock Dr

    Did someone call for an undertaker?

  8. Billybob

    One wonders how many beatings Jared Leto had to decline with the same “I’m good thanks” gesture…

  9. Colin

    I don’t get it. Is he going to be the villain in the next Sherlock Holmes movie?

  10. carol rules

    this guy is an ass

  11. If I told them once I told them a hundred times: Put “30 Seconds to Mars” first and “Puppet show” last.

  12. The Undertaker’s less beefy brother?

  13. Derek

    You mean 30 Seconds to Mars didn’t play the festival???


  14. Mike


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