Phoebe Price in a bikini (She’s famous. I think…)

June 9th, 2008 // 119 Comments

Phoebe Price is a model/actress (Aren’t we all?) seen here on the beach in Malibu. I’m not familiar with her work, but I’m noticing Phoebe’s skilled at pretending she’s going to show you her vagina then, just kidding, not really. Interesting. My date to prom pulled a similar trick. Except she was hiding her penis, so what’s Phoebe’s excuse? El Niño? HA! I went there. Next up, a joke about Y2K only on The Superficial. Stick around.

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  1. gingers suck

    Not only is she skinny-fat, she is also a ginger. What a combo!

  2. sla

    It’s hard to find anything on her age. One site said 38. A myspace page that may or may not be hers says 29. I say, 29 my ass — if she really is 29 she should start lying and saying she’s 50, so people would say she looks pretty good for an old lady.

    The red hair is horribly fake, the cheek apples look wretchedly fake, the complexion looks like it’s been lasered and chemically peeled many times. The pale skin could be nice, but if you are going to go pale, you need to COMMIT to it and avoid the tan/freckled arms.

    She’s got that “Priscilla Presley’Cher ” look where some parts of you look overly young and some look overly old, which all together makes you look overly freakish.

  3. not hot tranny

    #25
    amen

  4. dj

    Definitely no buttpad.

  5. xris

    Haha… Chicken Cutlets is making the blog rounds outside of Dlisted (http://dlisted.com/) who just love to bag on this no talent. Go through their Pheobe Price tag and witness the rise of the hot slut. Gross.

  6. KatieBoo

    Barely – still a dumbass.
    Howz about a big ‘ol bag of “shut the fuck up.”

  7. xx

    This chick is FUUUUUGLY

  8. Quinn

    She has the most unattractive body.
    LLohan’s waif granny, barf.

  9. minky

    albinos make me horny

  10. granada

    #31, #35

    Cora Skinner & Heidi Montag certainly do have perfect bodies. I mean, for what other purpose does a woman who doesn’t work & still gets paid a shitload of money serve except to live at the gym and buy plastic at the surgeon’s office? Sure, the end result is nice, very nice, to stare at. Yet you seem to harbor bitterness and resentment against anybody who–for some very strange reason, I’m sure–is not turned on by plastic & an obsession with working out. I’m a woman, and I do find a woman (and a man, for that matter) who works out regularly and has a toned body beautiful. But there are also those of us who actually have to strive to make a living, and who don’t have the whole day to spare at the gym and who accept our natural A, B, C, D, whatever sized cup we have. The human body is not supposed to look like what you see on the media. Natural is more beautiful.

    The world doesn’t revolve around you, dumb fuck.

  11. yuristache

    I’d still hit it, and so would you … don’t lie.

  12. misnalgas

    Yeah! What #60 said.

  13. STERNUM!

    She would be even more beautiful is she gained 10lbs.

  14. She’s hot. It’s nice to see someone who isn’t infected with melanin. (I’m talking to you spiks, n i gg ers, towelheads, other freaks)

  15. Cunt

    Hey # 7, fuck off you bonehead Dutchman.

  16. carmalite

    She’s sassy, I love that. And I am fascinated with her hair.

  17. Barely Stearn

    #60 (And you too Katie)
    Don’t bash me because you make minimum wage and can’t get up off your fat ass to get a second job that would likely make you more taunt and more fit and also give you the $$$ you’d need to get life saving surgery. I say life saving because you, and I,and Katie all know the truth is that you ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE A LIFE if you just took a few of the important steps outlined in my soon-to-be-published book:
    “Get The Fun Bags and Stop Bitching”
    …and unless you’re Cora Skinner or Heidi Montag’s accountant (which I doubt because you can’t count up to a D -cup!), how do you know how much they make and how hard they have to work to make a living? Hey genius: Do you actually think Heidi Montag gets paid to kiss that Douchebag at a Dodger game? What? Do you think the Dodgers cut her a check? Or do you think the lovely Cora gets paid some huge pile of money to be photographed by a telephoto lens whilst having Brody The Guy with His Last Name stamped on his Rib Cage LIke a Prize Winning Dalmatian rubs oil on her back?!
    It says right here in my breastology manual that we don’t need to deal with the specifics of these girls’ finances nor anything else that would detract from the beautiful aura they impart on the world around them. Their lean taunt figures and bustling breastage is its own reward! I couldn’t care less if these two had trust funds or washed dishes for a living after they hit the beach: They are perfect in every respect — but don’t worry: You can bash me all you like. I’m made of tougher stuff. In fact, I’m tougher than silicone baby and my bag won’t leak! So you and Katie keep punching. But every time you punch you are landing a symbolic blow to the image that stares back at you from the mirror and for that you have my condolences.

    #39 — what a bunch of crap: You and your crew act as though silicone fun bags leak every 5 minutes like the underside of a 69 Bonneville! Bull and shit. You’re probably ingesting more poison right now through the shit you put in your hair every damn day than you’d be likely to in 100 years of association with silicone implants. If you’re that concerned about the leakage simply tell your boyfriend that he has to wear oven mitts to bed. As a kind and considerate lover he no doubt will in return for your “great sacrifice” to the world. Jesus: Get over yourself.

  18. Jon Atl

    She is definitely not a daywalker. Get back inside Ginger!

  19. Jon Atl

    She is definitely not a daywalker. Get back inside Ginger!

  20. I wonder how many batteries her glow-in-the-dark ass takes..? Or maybe she grew up next to a nuclear reactor.

  21. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    It’s like she fell into a vat of waste during a botched heist at Axis Chemicals.

  22. Zim

    I like…

  23. Em

    Thanks for that- I just tossed my breakfast.

  24. Pixie

    heh well at least SOME of you are giving us red heads some love >:) Pale skin ftw! =)

  25. barely legal hot air

    ” barely steam” I have been a receptionist at a plastic surgeon’s office and USUALLY ( not always ) women who are born into money and are smart and motivated are less likely to get implants than poor, trashy, or nouveau rich women. breast implants aren’t that expensive. You are most likely a young ugly teen that is in school and does not work, if someone works and is on this message board typing in English, they prob make more than minimum wage.

    p.s
    there are a lot of ugly pasty freckled gingers on this board. this creature is disgusting and hard to look at… if you don’t see that than you prob look like her and like your own kind.

  26. barely legal hot air

    *then

  27. kat

    thank you #39. i couldn’t have said it better myself.

    and #67. you can go fuck yourself. you are definitely at the right site. i don’t think i’ve heard anyone spout off more superficiality than you. usually these girls that get implants have zero self esteem and think that it will make them feel better to get balloons stuffed in their chest. the sad part for you is that once their esteem takes a false upturn, they are no longer interested in your broke-down ass. they know they can do better than you. so keep drooling, sweetheart. that is the closest you are going to come to ever getting your bodily fluids near them. good luck with that.

  28. jane wright

    @67: Do you actually believe that most women ASPIRE to be like Heidi Montag and Cora Skinner? That only the mighty goal of “lean taunt figures and bustling breastage” could affirm our worth as human beings?? You seem like a pissed-off, cynical, love-starved asshole. For the record, I’m blond, 5’6″, 120 lbs, but–oh NOO! I’m only a B-cup! Woe, woe is me!! Please shut your arrogant, ignorant yap; you’re an embarrassment, even on this website.

  29. Barely Stearn

    #75:
    Oh! You’re a receptionist! Oh my: Then of course you’re an expert on all things plastic surgery AND certainly you must have a huge stack (Get it?!? HUGE STACK! hehehe!) of data that supports your educated claims above. Well: In THAT case, I stand corrected!

    Nawww! Just kidding! While you might want to go through life with two steno pads strapped to your chesticles, there are other better, smarter, more enagaging young ladies who appreciate the fine lifestyle that comes with God’s gift to medical technology: The submuscular implant.

    Once again: FOR THE RECORD: If you choose to live in the shadows wearing your A/B cup bra like a proud badge of honor, more power to you. But why bash the really hot chicks that have stepped up in class by undergoing a simple medical procedure that will bring themselves, their partners, and the general viewing public a pethora of love and adoration. Are you and your ilk that miserable that you have to deny others the pleasures you simply choose to deny yourself? Are you so anti-fun bags that you must add comment after comment to this site that bashes the young ladies seen here day in and day out that have added to the beauty of this world whilst giving every REAL man in the audience a lift??

    Good grief: It’s people like you who bashed Christopher Columbus and continued to claim the earth is flat. Well sister: Just like dear old Chris I refuse to see the world as FLAT! So burn me at the stake as a heretic if you will but even as the flames engulf me I shall continue to shout the pleasure that is a great pair of D fun bag yum yums!

    I realize I’ve used several words above that might be out of your comfort zone so here’s an idea: At lunch today – instead of retiring to the break room and stuffing your face with that Manwich and watching your soap operas with the orderlies, try remaining at your post and using that mouse below your hairy knuckles to look up all these words on your spellchecker! I’m sure the doctors you work for will appreciate your attempt to expand your brain cell count beyond its present level of three!

    By the way: As you sit at your post and every gal who comes in can look down at that fry pan you call a chest from the counter, I’m absolutely certain it seals the deal in their minds that they are doing the right thing by going for the D-Cups. Gee, ya’ think that’s why the docs posted you at the receptionist’s desk?!? Naw: I’m sure it was for your firm grasp of the medical profession and your innate knowledge of breastology!

  30. Barely Stearn

    #77 and #78: Bite me.

  31. jane

    @67: Do you really think that most women actually ASPIRE to be like Heidi Montag and Cora Skinner? That only the mighty goal of “lean taunt figures and bustling breastage” could possibly affirm our worth as human beings? Woe, woe is me–I’m only a B-cup!! I’d better get pumped full of silicone before I turn into a total waste! Please shut your arrogant, ignorant yap, and maybe find someone to love you.

  32. flippant

    I can haz a cheeseburger? She can haz.

  33. Barely Stearn

    #81 -
    Darn that post seemed vaguely familiar…Is that all you got??

  34. barely legal hot air

    B.S- I was hired to work at a plastic surgeon’s office because of the way I look. I was born with boobs and don’t need to buy any.. I am also a full time student like yourself, only I am in college, while you are likely a high school student.
    Maybe I should work at hooters or score’s instead?? These are the elevated professions that the average Heidi horse face Montag type acquire, where all of the smart and interesting girls with implants work… so it must be the best thing to do for money. I find it odd that you are so obsessed with implants and not just breasts in general.

  35. Corlyss

    Seems to me the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. I thought for sure she was a red head, and the fake color was added to enhance what she already has. I’m disappointed she actually has a bush.

  36. agree22

    She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

  37. alex

    A GHOST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. agree22

    She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

  39. e

    My eyes! Ohhh, my eyes!
    Bikini pictures are great except when they feature someone who is blindingly pale and disgustingly freckled. Yuuuck.

  40. wow. she’s hot

  41. Barely Stearn

    84 -
    Love your assumption that I’m in high school – AND I love your assumption that I give two shits about you and however you spend your days roaming the earth when you’re not busy being a bitter bitch who has to take out her aggressions on beauties like Cora and Heidi.
    Yes: I believe you were hired at the doc’s office for the way you look: Honey, YOU’RE THE “BEFORE”. As in the gal gets in the exam room and the doctor motions over his shoulder to your station and then tells the patient that “…there’s no need to go through life looking like that…” and then proceeds to explain why…
    You also are a bit late to the party as it relates to my preferences: Hell yeah I love a set of all natural fun bags like Eva Green’s but I CERTAINLY have nothing against a set of man-made breasties! I love ‘em big!
    MY POINT in all of this is to simply state that you small minded, small tata-d BEE-atches should mind your own damn business as it relates to what others do with their chests and stop trying TO FORCE YOUR OWN VALUES ON OTHERS. Jesus: This is exactly why this country can’t let go of the whole abortion issue and just simply let women make their own choices about THEIR bodies. If you and your pals here stopped bashing me long enough and actually applied some of my logic to the topic you would appreciate me for the independent, strong willed, confident man of the new millenium that I really am. I’m like the Bill Clinton of goobers!
    You WOMEN amaze me: You constantly say that you want freedom of choice. You want the power to make your own choices and determine your own futures. BUT: When other women make choices you don’t like you bash the living shit out of them for exercising their own free will. That sounds like gutless hypocrisy to me. Shame on each and every one of you. Of the two of us, I’m the greater feminist!

  42. The BIG difference is: SHE JUST THINKS SHE IS FAMOUS(partly thanks to the GOSSIP-guy’s and faggots!!)

  43. literarycritic

    @#91: Okay, for the record, here’s you:

    “I say life saving because you, and I,and Katie all know the truth is that you ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE A LIFE if you just took a few of the important steps outlined in my soon-to-be-published book:
    ‘Get The Fun Bags and Stop Bitching’”

    “While you might want to go through life with two steno pads strapped to your chesticles, there are other better, smarter, more enagaging young ladies who appreciate the fine lifestyle that comes with God’s gift to medical technology: The submuscular implant.”

    “Honey, YOU’RE THE ‘BEFORE’. As in the gal gets in the exam room and the doctor motions over his shoulder to your station and then tells the patient that ‘…there’s no need to go through life looking like that…’ and then proceeds to explain why…”

    “Well all you flat chested gargoyles that demand their ‘naturals’ – here you go! As for me, I think I’ll just tilt my head to the side and…vomit!!!!!!!!!!”

    “If you’re being honest with yourselves ( and you obviously can’t be if you take a look in the mirror and can tell me with a straight face that the two fry pans you call breastage are the way to go!) you’ll cop to the fact that the submuscular implant is this generation’s polio vaccine! Why be like FDR in a wheelchair when you can be Heidi/Cora/Pamela and frolick on the beach with your beautiful jug-jugs swaying to and fro and bringing out the respect and admiration of every man present and the envy of every loser female who decided to spend the day at the beach instead of at her woman’s study course at her all-female college!!!”

    And then, after all that bloated, hate-filled verbiage, you say this:

    “MY POINT in all of this is to simply state that you small minded, small tata-d BEE-atches should mind your own damn business as it relates to what others do with their chests and stop trying TO FORCE YOUR OWN VALUES ON OTHERS.”

    You don’t read what you write, do you?

  44. jane

    sorry for that double post. Barely Stearn, why must all the “small minded beeotches” mind their own business when it comes to other women’s chests, yet you can spout whatever nonsense you’d like on the subject?? Seems a little hypocritical. I don’t really care if other women are so unhappy with their bodies that they’re willing to be cut open and stuffed with silicone; I was simply defending my decision NOT to. But don’t pretend that breast augmentation is a “simple medical procedure” when (medically speaking) its much more than that, and it reflects much more than that. A lot of guys objectify women, but you really take the cake. congrats.

  45. literarycritic

    Ah. I just absorbed this:

    “You WOMEN amaze me: You constantly say that you want freedom of choice. You want the power to make your own choices and determine your own futures. BUT: When other women make choices you don’t like you bash the living shit out of them for exercising their own free will. That sounds like gutless hypocrisy to me. Shame on each and every one of you. Of the two of us, I’m the greater feminist!”

    *

    I get it now: you’re painfully stupid, and games like this (which you don’t take seriously, but you enjoy that others respond to you, because it proves that you can piss people off, and are therefore important) are how you get your jollies. I don’t care to enable your ego-affirming bullshit.

    Carry on.

  46. Barely Stearn

    #’s 94 and 95 -
    Yet another great feature of today’s woman: When met with logic and reason you throw up your hands and decry the messenger as a misogynist. Oh boy, what utter gall. Both of you should have your Hillary Clinton for Prez pins ripped from your Muumuus!
    Listen up girls: You are BOTH morons who tried to talk the talk but couldn’t walk the walk. Both of you make less sense than Amy Winehouse after a 3 day bender!
    95: Love the way you try to “spin it” as though you’re the bigger person and walking away.
    94: I obectify women?! How so? Because I don’t put labels on them as mindless automatons who go through the horror (Your spin!) of plastic surgery so they can come out the other side as even less valued members of society because they had the audacity to fix something about themselves they didn’t like and – as a happy byproduct – got stud muffins like me to love and appreciate them even more?!
    Jesus. You two really take the cake: But that’s cool – I hope the two of you have a great life together and thoroughly enjoy your next Lilith Fair!

  47. Damn, Lindsay Lohan looks like shit.

  48. EuroNeckPain

    She looks like a 45 year old who goes to the beach for the first time in her life.
    Or maybe she was kept in a cave by her dad, her skin never saw the sun.
    Her attempt to look “sexy” by pulling down her own bathing suit is pathetic.
    Short legs, flabby body, sad chest… and the poorest choice of bathing suit given her complexion and general condition.
    Even the dog is badly dressed. Who makes a poor dog wear a coat on the beach ? Airhead.

  49. lindz

    umm…could she be any whiter?

  50. marilyn

    Damn, can somebody make her get a tan!!!

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