Phoebe Price in a bikini
I still have no clue who or what a Phoebe Price is, but notice how that didn’t stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini at Cannes. I’m not one to brag, but a lesser man would’ve shat himself, ran home crying then failed to satisfy a woman. I only did the last part because I drown myself in manliness. — I should rewrite that.