Phoebe Price in a bikini

May 24th, 2009 // 92 Comments

I still have no clue who or what a Phoebe Price is, but notice how that didn’t stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini at Cannes. I’m not one to brag, but a lesser man would’ve shat himself, ran home crying then failed to satisfy a woman. I only did the last part because I drown myself in manliness. — I should rewrite that.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Como diria Gabriel Celaya :
    “NI MÁS NI MENOS

    Son tus pechos pequeños,
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    y no comprendo, adoro.

    Son tus muslos largos
    y es tu cabello corto;
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    y no comprendo, adoro.

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    Lo que beso, y no tengo,
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  4. Mole

    AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! It’s the freckle monster.

  5. S.

    She’s a pretty lady with a nice figure and gorgeous hair. She’d do better not to do those ridiculous poses though.

  6. S.

    She’s a pretty lady with a nice figure and gorgeous hair. She’d do better not to do those ridiculous poses though.

  7. Bill

    Chick needs an arm transplant

  8. Jackson

    I’d rather see this chick than fat ass wide hips Kim Kardaskank!

  9. She’s at Cannes, too? Seriously, that festival is losing credibility.

  10. Hash

    I’d let her suck on my lollypop any day of the week.

  11. sam

    Yeah, she’s an attention whore who hasn’t really done anything. Never the less, she is prancing around France on a beach in a bikini, going to parties and mingling with real celebrities. And I bet most of you, like me, aren’t going to any beach (much less one in France), we feel like shit in a swimsuit, the social highlight of the week is a trip to Walmart, and we waste our time hating ourselves and slamming people on celebrity blogs in an attempt to make our miserable selves feel a little better.

    Sucks, doesn’t it?

  12. Buster_Gonad

    Good Lord…
    Fish belly white with rusting arm Is the new black then?

  13. EuroNeckPain

    @#61: nope, I do go to a beach in France every other day. And there is no Walmart here.
    And everyone is wearing a speedo or a bikini. Or rather, a monokini.

    Hey, that’s why she has to wear a sailor hat and big black stripper boots. Otherwise, nobody would notice her. She looks very common.

  14. K

    “Keithypoo,” it’s “breathe,” not “breath.” Ugh. Grammar matters, yes, but what about spelling? Oh, and um, *cough.*

  15. K

    “Keithypoo,” it’s “breathe,” not “breath.” Ugh. Grammar matters, yes, but what about spelling? Oh, and um, *cough.*

  16. todd

    if a girl wears all ed hardy, is she known as a “douchebagette”?

  17. Going to Cannes is one thing. Having to pay to go yourself is quite another. This looks to be one of those unfortunate situations.

  18. Someone who knows better

    She’s like some Z list celebrity who’s been trying to become famous for over a decade and is the biggest publicity whore! No one knows who she is and she always just shows up to events in the hopes of getting photographed or noticed by someone.
    What really intrigues me is where she comes up with the money to “look the part” of a celebrity and actually make her way to these parties & events etc…

    Miss Price if you’re reading up on yourself please do enlighten us…

  19. Randal

    Phoebe, I would marry you. I live in Orange County. Call me!

  20. Someone who knows better

    Anyone else notice how you can’t find anything on her in regards to her age? I’m guessing she’s in her mid 40′s but hiding it well thanks to a lot of plastic surgery

  21. violet

    don’t troll randal you fuck.

  22. Marty Maraschino

    Oh Pheobe, you are fabulous! I love seeng a true first class fame whore who has not caved into sylists etc. So fun to watch your antics! You deserve your title miss Hot Babe of the Millenium! Honestly I wish this (yes desperate – but at least she is following her dream and doesnt give up) gal will finally land some real film work…any!

  23. @ 73 Wow thank god there wasnt any wind at cannes, you know you must cover up when you ass and thighs are wave-ly in-sync with the wind…what a flutter ass!

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  25. IRInU

    @21 – good catch – I too was more intrigued by the corpse. Is this wrong?

  26. Hopefully she’s really enjoying all this cam whoring stuff, because I doubt it will substantially further her celebrity status.
    She’s not too remarkable in the looks dept. Needs some talent.

    Basketball!!
    http://blog.celebritymovieblog.com/2007/10/12/phoebe-price-paparazzi-upskirt-shots/
    Guess she was taking a break from a difficult walk-on scene.

  27. Wombatish

    Go force yourself to suffer through her official website, and read the press section.

    It’s hilarious how the overwhelming majority of it is her in Tabloid “Fashion Police” segments.

    And she’s proud enough of it to put it up on her website. Guess she didn’t have anything else.

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  29. hacksaw

    Anchors away!

  30. Brobama

    That’s one hot Ginger kid!!!

  31. that's not hot

    Um, her body looks like she lived next to a nuclear plant that blew up

  32. lol@61

    speak for yourself LOL.

    I just tell it like it is. Doesn’t make me feel any better or worse. I am not jealous of her. It is what it is. When I see good looking people with fame I get jealous, and give them props. Strangely there are few of those in hollywood. Hence all the ‘rags’ and bitching *cough* anyone named jessica for example.

    My highlight does not include going to walmart. If you are 50, then why are you spending your time on gossip sites? They are for young people.

  33. Kokopure

    Personally, I think she’s super attractive, for one very important reason: she looks like an attractive -real woman-. She’s not a glitzed up poreless supermodel, and she’s very attractive for a real woman. She probably doesn’t stand up to the supermodels, but that’s because she isn’t one: she’s in a class that a lot of people belong to.

    So I think it’s just an amazing photo shoot all around, and she’s very beautiful, freckles and all.

  34. CakeSnifferer

    Maybe you got a point there koko, but the Ed Hardy crap is distractingly stupid.

  35. htrthnu

    Captain’s hat – check.
    Lollipop – check
    Come F me boots – check

    Now I’m famous – oh wait – no I’m not.

  36. RtSS

    Sweet cheeks, she would be suckin’ my tube steak like that lollie-pop. Like the way her cheeks are indented, shows she’s got some powerful good suction. I’d do her in the poopchute, the hairless love tunnel up front, and give her some protein to swallow. She is amazingly sexy with that head down ass up pose.

  37. very attractive and very sexy, I think this is a very good sport, great

  38. joshesmama

    She is nasty. Look at all that cellulite all over the place. Plus, she has a nasty blosted belly and needs some sun.

  39. joshesmama

    She is nasty. Look at all that cellulite all over the place. Plus, she has a nasty bloated belly and needs some sun.

  40. joshesmama

    Plus her ass is all saggy like an old lady.

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