Phoebe Price in a bikini

May 24th, 2009 // 92 Comments

I still have no clue who or what a Phoebe Price is, but notice how that didn’t stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini at Cannes. I’m not one to brag, but a lesser man would’ve shat himself, ran home crying then failed to satisfy a woman. I only did the last part because I drown myself in manliness. — I should rewrite that.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Dubya

    She’s trying too hard! not hot at all….sorry hun….

    • phoebius

      I dont think there is anyone who has nicer and sexier cheeks and cheekbones than phoebe price. Her cheeks are so big and defy gravity as well, because they do not sag down, but actually form peaks. Phoebe´s cheeks grow so big every time she smiles gorgeously.

  2. billyboy

    wreeeeeetch, I’d rather look at week old roadkill

  3. She’s almost as hot as Reda.

  4. antoine bugleboy

    nice, she does her best to look skanky while wearing many ridiculous hats.

    also – is that nipple peaking out in pic #5?

  5. mafme

    We get it, you have a sucker, you’re trying to make a statement about your love of fellatio.

  6. J

    I’m not into clown porn.

  7. Adam Cutter

    I’m smack my man junk into her many holes.

  8. RD

    She is totally hot. But I too have no idea who she is.

  9. g_girl

    Old-looking, ginger, out of shape and… its not Lindsay?

  10. This Price isn’t Right!
    She’s just not that hot….not that I wouldn’t do her…but she’s a long way from the other Price! Katie!
    -Daddyoh

  11. Is too much thin. Not my type.

  12. superstar

    #10 if that’s not in-shape, then what is? An anorexic girl?

  13. Sammy Shank

    She’s beat. Next.

  14. Faust

    I like how last night’s money shot has dried to a nice, crusty, yellow-brown all over her chest and arms.

  15. J

    I wouldn’t pay for tht red headed hooker shyt.

  16. Sharz

    #13, there is a big difference between thin and in shape. She has no muscle tone. She’s what buff thin people like to call “skinny fat”.

  17. mike

    -looks like some old fart got out his camera and took snapshots of his not so hot wife

  18. Kukore

    Those freckles make me wanna cut one of my balls off. Oh wait, i only have one in my sack.

  19. Jenny

    Seriously? Her body looks great. Some people are just jerks no matter what.

    Personally, I prefer thin, but soft girls. I don’t like girls who are too toned. I don’t want to hold someone who’s rock hard! But not fat, either.

  20. fee

    PICTURES #9-11

    The lady in the background looks dead. and like she was posed a la Weekend At Burny’s.

    I have no opinion about the red head.

  21. lawlalalwl

    Classic daywalker….

  22. she knows how to suck a knob…so I like her.

  23. Her crotch, her crotch are on fire! I heard the reason she went to cannes is to put the flame out of her crotch,,,who the hell is this skank and what does she do…?

  24. Stuey

    Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Athletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.

  25. SlowMonkey

    How many Johns did she have to screw to (1) get an invitation to Cannes (2) have the money to go to Cannes and (3) be allowed on the relevant peoples’ beach?

  26. Stuey

    Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Atletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.

  27. Stuey

    athletic, sorry

  28. Keithypoo

    I just want to go on the record here and say that there are quite a few “haters” in the comments section with terrible grammar, and you, my dear friends, should not be allowed to breath, and would probably fuck anything with a pulse anyway. (*cough* #8, 12, 24 *cough*) Ah shit. Swine flu….from stupidity.

  29. gary

    Ewwww look at those arms!!! Barf

  30. larry

    Use SPF 60 on your arms bitch!

  31. liek o m g

    id like to point out the woman having a stroke in the chair behind her.

  32. granuaile

    Well she has good taste in bikinis… but that is the extent of nice things I can say about this. Who is she, anyway? And how OLD is she? Judging by the age she appears to be, she should be far past the time where suckers and hooker boots on the beach are acceptable.

  33. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    I am a lesbian & I wouldn’t have a go, I like the hair but too skinny and trying way too hard.

  34. Gando

    She’s just doing what many girls are doing in Cannes right now.Trying to get in the cameras.She has a great natural look!

  35. Nero

    I bet in exchange for a movie role you can bone her!

  36. @ Keithypoo:

    Before you start complaining about other peoples grammar and writing style, please reconsider. Your post is one long run on sentence. I agree that some of these people are haters. I just do not see how correcting their mistakes when your post is filled with them can be beneficial to your cause.

    Also, on a general note. I have no issue with her body or appearance. I have a issue with women like her. The ones who are crazed for publicity. She is down right obnoxious. Anyone who intentionally poses for slutty shots for a profit (other than porn artists, Playboy models, etc) I just can not respect. Either go into soft porn, or be a actress. She annoys me. Maybe she is a porn star I just do not recognize her? lol

    I rather remain as disgustingly fat as I am now than look like her. More to life than bodies and looks. She carries herself with absolutely no self respect. She is a joke.

  37. Ecoli

    I’m looking at the face and thinking, hmm OK……, lower my eyes and nearly barf. That’s worse than Hohan.

  38. Fred

    I would like to ejaculate inside of her.

  39. I do have “terrible grammar” would you like to follow me around the superficial boards and correct them #29? and how in the hell would you know i would bang anything with a pulse? I have the feeling youve been talking out of your ass for a long time its time to stop poo!

  40. Boogeyman King Dong

    I’m planning to make a new movie named;Two coconuts and a palmtree in Cannes.You’re getting in bones,if you’re an actress you can contact me here on this site.

  41. Victoria

    veiny, so awfully veiny with grossly freckled arms, and absolutley not toned at all. It must be a slow day cuz this chick is not hot at all.

  42. macmuffin

    jesus christ it’s like somebodys grandma is coming on to me and no matter how much I tell her I’m not into it she’s just convinced I’m playing hard to get

  43. jlylec

    old ugly ginger bitch can piss off

  44. Ricardo

    doesnt she know all these other hos are photoshopped….get “the works” girl!!

  45. Maria

    Okay – who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I’ve never seen her in anything.

  46. Maria

    Okay – who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I’ve never seen her in anything.

  47. Some Girl

    She’s cute, but desperate for attention and that’s a turn-off to normal people. She’s not fat, she’s not anorexic, she has freckles (big freakin deal), who cares?

  48. teehee

    Wow, went to her personal webpage (because really, who the hell is she?!) and she shows off all of her press appearances. The best part? Its all making fun of her. (http://www.phoebeprice.com/press_zoom_2006.php?pic_num=2006_lifestyle_nov2.jpg)

  49. what should you do?
    WEARING TROUSERS AT 95 DEGREES?

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