I still have no clue who or what a Phoebe Price is, but notice how that didn’t stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini at Cannes. I’m not one to brag, but a lesser man would’ve shat himself, ran home crying then failed to satisfy a woman. I only did the last part because I drown myself in manliness. — I should rewrite that.
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Dubya | May 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm
She’s trying too hard! not hot at all….sorry hun….
billyboy | May 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
wreeeeeetch, I’d rather look at week old roadkill
zach | May 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
She’s almost as hot as Reda.
antoine bugleboy | May 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
nice, she does her best to look skanky while wearing many ridiculous hats.
also – is that nipple peaking out in pic #5?
mafme | May 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm
We get it, you have a sucker, you’re trying to make a statement about your love of fellatio.
J | May 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I’m not into clown porn.
Dan | May 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
sixth
Adam Cutter | May 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I’m smack my man junk into her many holes.
RD | May 24, 2009 at 2:41 pm
She is totally hot. But I too have no idea who she is.
g_girl | May 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Old-looking, ginger, out of shape and… its not Lindsay?
Daddyoh | May 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
This Price isn’t Right!
She’s just not that hot….not that I wouldn’t do her…but she’s a long way from the other Price! Katie!
-Daddyoh
GossipCrunch | May 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Is too much thin. Not my type.
superstar | May 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm
#10 if that’s not in-shape, then what is? An anorexic girl?
Sammy Shank | May 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm
She’s beat. Next.
Faust | May 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I like how last night’s money shot has dried to a nice, crusty, yellow-brown all over her chest and arms.
J | May 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I wouldn’t pay for tht red headed hooker shyt.
Sharz | May 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm
#13, there is a big difference between thin and in shape. She has no muscle tone. She’s what buff thin people like to call “skinny fat”.
mike | May 24, 2009 at 3:12 pm
-looks like some old fart got out his camera and took snapshots of his not so hot wife
Kukore | May 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Those freckles make me wanna cut one of my balls off. Oh wait, i only have one in my sack.
Jenny | May 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Seriously? Her body looks great. Some people are just jerks no matter what.
Personally, I prefer thin, but soft girls. I don’t like girls who are too toned. I don’t want to hold someone who’s rock hard! But not fat, either.
fee | May 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm
PICTURES #9-11
The lady in the background looks dead. and like she was posed a la Weekend At Burny’s.
I have no opinion about the red head.
lawlalalwl | May 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Classic daywalker….
Crazy Oldie | May 24, 2009 at 3:58 pm
she knows how to suck a knob…so I like her.
ROUGH--observes human behavior | May 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Her crotch, her crotch are on fire! I heard the reason she went to cannes is to put the flame out of her crotch,,,who the hell is this skank and what does she do…?
Stuey | May 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Athletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.
SlowMonkey | May 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
How many Johns did she have to screw to (1) get an invitation to Cannes (2) have the money to go to Cannes and (3) be allowed on the relevant peoples’ beach?
Stuey | May 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Atletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.
Stuey | May 24, 2009 at 4:41 pm
athletic, sorry
Keithypoo | May 24, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I just want to go on the record here and say that there are quite a few “haters” in the comments section with terrible grammar, and you, my dear friends, should not be allowed to breath, and would probably fuck anything with a pulse anyway. (*cough* #8, 12, 24 *cough*) Ah shit. Swine flu….from stupidity.
gary | May 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Ewwww look at those arms!!! Barf
larry | May 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Use SPF 60 on your arms bitch!
liek o m g | May 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm
id like to point out the woman having a stroke in the chair behind her.
granuaile | May 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Well she has good taste in bikinis… but that is the extent of nice things I can say about this. Who is she, anyway? And how OLD is she? Judging by the age she appears to be, she should be far past the time where suckers and hooker boots on the beach are acceptable.
Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason | May 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I am a lesbian & I wouldn’t have a go, I like the hair but too skinny and trying way too hard.
Gando | May 24, 2009 at 6:26 pm
She’s just doing what many girls are doing in Cannes right now.Trying to get in the cameras.She has a great natural look!
Nero | May 24, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I bet in exchange for a movie role you can bone her!
Angela | May 24, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@ Keithypoo:
Before you start complaining about other peoples grammar and writing style, please reconsider. Your post is one long run on sentence. I agree that some of these people are haters. I just do not see how correcting their mistakes when your post is filled with them can be beneficial to your cause.
Also, on a general note. I have no issue with her body or appearance. I have a issue with women like her. The ones who are crazed for publicity. She is down right obnoxious. Anyone who intentionally poses for slutty shots for a profit (other than porn artists, Playboy models, etc) I just can not respect. Either go into soft porn, or be a actress. She annoys me. Maybe she is a porn star I just do not recognize her? lol
I rather remain as disgustingly fat as I am now than look like her. More to life than bodies and looks. She carries herself with absolutely no self respect. She is a joke.
Ecoli | May 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I’m looking at the face and thinking, hmm OK……, lower my eyes and nearly barf. That’s worse than Hohan.
Fred | May 24, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I would like to ejaculate inside of her.
ROUGH--observes human behavior | May 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I do have “terrible grammar” would you like to follow me around the superficial boards and correct them #29? and how in the hell would you know i would bang anything with a pulse? I have the feeling youve been talking out of your ass for a long time its time to stop poo!
Boogeyman King Dong | May 24, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I’m planning to make a new movie named;Two coconuts and a palmtree in Cannes.You’re getting in bones,if you’re an actress you can contact me here on this site.
Victoria | May 24, 2009 at 8:43 pm
veiny, so awfully veiny with grossly freckled arms, and absolutley not toned at all. It must be a slow day cuz this chick is not hot at all.
macmuffin | May 24, 2009 at 8:45 pm
jesus christ it’s like somebodys grandma is coming on to me and no matter how much I tell her I’m not into it she’s just convinced I’m playing hard to get
jlylec | May 24, 2009 at 10:20 pm
old ugly ginger bitch can piss off
Ricardo | May 24, 2009 at 10:31 pm
doesnt she know all these other hos are photoshopped….get “the works” girl!!
Maria | May 24, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Okay – who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I’ve never seen her in anything.
Maria | May 24, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Okay – who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I’ve never seen her in anything.
Some Girl | May 24, 2009 at 11:21 pm
She’s cute, but desperate for attention and that’s a turn-off to normal people. She’s not fat, she’s not anorexic, she has freckles (big freakin deal), who cares?
teehee | May 25, 2009 at 12:37 am
Wow, went to her personal webpage (because really, who the hell is she?!) and she shows off all of her press appearances. The best part? Its all making fun of her. (http://www.phoebeprice.com/press_zoom_2006.php?pic_num=2006_lifestyle_nov2.jpg)
gerard vandenberg | May 25, 2009 at 12:44 am
what should you do?
WEARING TROUSERS AT 95 DEGREES?