Phoebe Cates is apparently Asian now

March 21st, 2007 // 125 Comments
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Comments (125)

  1. hauteteez | March 22, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    *just because she isn’t white trash and/or isn’t a skeletor fake-baked saggy garbage bag with fake blonde hair doesn’t means she’s not hot.

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  2. happy_bunny | March 22, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    #82 iamsosmrt
    You’re just being creepy.

    #96 whitegold
    You see a lot of 43 year olds around who look the same as they did in their teens, do you?

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  3. happy_bunny | March 22, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    #82 iamsosmrt
    You’re just being creepy.

    #96 whitegold
    You see a lot of 43 year olds around who look the same as they did in their teens, do you?

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  4. appletree | March 22, 2007 at 7:12 pm

    #92-duh.Was REFERRING to your IMPOSTER (is that LOUD enough for you?)
    (62. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 1:44 PM
    Just for the record, the above racist comments were made by my impostor biatcho.
    I don’t get off on making fun of “orientals” in the least.)

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  5. WileyJay | March 22, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    Must be a bunch of youngsters on here. Phoebe was a hard-core porn star by her mid-teens and was called to testify during hearings on child pornography after her real age was exposed publicly. She was major force behind current child porn laws. Her movies were all banned and pulled from distribution when new laws were passed and are no longer available by legitimate means. However, there are probably still copies floating around out there somewhere but you will certainly be arrested if you are caught with them. If you are watching a movie of her fully nude you are probably watching a porn film. Somehow she was able to overcome all this and still have a career. I don’t know if that would happen now.

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  6. Billbiko | March 23, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Regards to Spindocs #4

    Hey that’s kinda catchy. It’s should be made into some type of song or anthem for that matter. I’ve got it in my head and it’s like a catchy jingle like this…
    -
    She looks 20 times better than Lohan,
    Hilton, Ritchie or the Skanky Olsen twins,
    Even though she is 20 years older than them.

    Judd. Rienholdt? was the guy who got caught choking his chicken for all the males whoever saw FastTimes and fantasized about that soaking wet body taking off her red bikini top in slow-mo coming up out of the pool. That scene beats any other in film history.

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  7. BastardotheGreat | March 23, 2007 at 8:04 am

    Based on what I have read here about her, being a porn star and all. I admire her for not falling into a shit hole like other porn stars or young celebrities. And I think she looks great for her age. I think her skin looks great and might be due to staying away from the sun.

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  8. slongo | March 24, 2007 at 9:58 am

    WileyJay, you are sorely mistaken. Phoebe Cates was never an underage porn star. You are thinking of Traci Lords. Good grief.
    Phoebe looks happy and beautiful.

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  9. happy_bunny | March 24, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    #105 WileyJay

    WTF????????????? She took her top off in a couple mainstream movies, she never did porn.

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  10. slongo | March 25, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    That’s what I said.
    ATTENTION READERS: #105 is way, WAYYYYY, WaaaAAAAAY off the mark. The inaccurate history given is word-for-word the TRUE history of Traci Lords.
    Ahhh,the famous. Never a moment’s peace.
    Even when you succeed and get out of the business before destroying your good name someone else will be happy to besmirch it for you, however inadvertently.
    So, I think we cleared that up.

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  11. aihyah | March 29, 2007 at 7:19 am

    shes still cute. i saw her infamous fast times scene on dvd and it definetly lives up to its hype:) any man would be happy if his wife with 2 kids at 40+ looked cute as her. and thats without glam makeup or good lighting/photography. we’ve all seen how other much younger stars like britney/eva longoria really look now…..dont touch the true beauty of a phoebe

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  12. spoogeCan | March 30, 2007 at 1:26 am

    ah phoebe, phoebe, phoebe, I’ve lost a lot of jizz watching you.

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  13. Maybe | May 9, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Yup she’s cute alright… I wish my 40+ Asian wife looked that good…

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  14. 37 | June 15, 2007 at 1:06 am

    She is adorable in that second picture. What a cutie at any age.

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  15. Southern Man | July 22, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    Phoebe Cates was the most beautiful young actress ever. It’s good to see that she is just as beautiful as a 43-year-old woman. This daughter of a Jewish father and a Filipina mother is absolute perfection. Kevin Kline is a very lucky man.

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  16. Odin | August 15, 2007 at 6:58 am

    She’s already a teenager when I was born, and she’s my very first celebrity crush. I still think she’s cute. She does look young for her age, even for a filipina.

    And at the guy who made this post… LOLZ, it’s been decades and you never noticed she’s asian? What’s your asian stereotype? Then again, you probably wouldn’t know the difference between an east asian and a south east asian, or a filipino, thai, and vietnamese for that matter. Or even a tagalog from an ilonggo. But then again, I probably wouldn’t know the difference between british, german and french just by looking.

    Thinking about her is the only reason I’d ever wish to be born much earlier… GANDA TALAGA!!!

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  17. SummerBob | December 2, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    WOW!!!!! What a beauty! I wish all women still looked like this at 43! I wouldn’t be so depressed about turning 50!

    Phoebe has always been a favorite actress of mine and she is a class act! Great looks, great talent, and a loyal wife to her husband of 15 years, showing true character. Kevin Kline is indeed a lucky man.

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  18. Ron G. | December 11, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    She looks asian because she is half asian dumb ass. And for the rest of the ignorant comments she is the star of one of the greatest movie scenes with a girl of all time.

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  19. Stop kobe stop dont | April 3, 2008 at 1:58 am

    I would like a massage with a happy ending from her

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  20. Renne | January 28, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    I think she has a natural beauty comparing with the other actress.

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  21. Drake Saint Claire | August 25, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    I don’t know what the deal is with this post, but she looks incredible! She’s just GORGEOUS! She looks pretty much the same as she did when she broke into films. I’d love to see her back on the screen again, but she probably has a pretty full life outside of making movies.

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  22. rashmi | September 23, 2009 at 4:28 am

    Agree with 25!! some people are born with the charm and good looks and has them all thier life, she is one of them, i still adore her n love her looks without make up! she looks great better than others for sure!

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  23. kriss | March 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    Phebe cates is truly a very beautiful young lady and she was truly cute in the movie she was in Grembens ind verry good in that movie..

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  24. gucci outlet | May 26, 2010 at 7:24 am

    I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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  25. R-whiteBoy | January 17, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    @biatcho what;s with Filipino women looks Gremlins? i have dated and freinds with Filipino girls/women and i beg to disagree because we have to admit they are one of the best immigrants of the U.S. and very down to earth but hardworking….between Latinas -Chinese-Koreans-Thais- Whites & Blacks they all have good sides,,, but id go with Filipinas first. lets all live in Peace!

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