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veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm
right. are you coming from the north? south? east? or west?
julyper | March 21, 2007 at 12:17 pm
mmm… she looks fine. As others have said, she looks way better than Hohan, Herpis and the Olsen, who are half her age.
elvindeath | March 21, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Well, I have to agree. You are an ass. She’s 43 and spit out a few brats and I still want to fuck the living daylights out of her. On top of that, she pretty much filmed the best 4 second nude scene in the history of cinema, so she should get a lifetime exemption from any kind of criticism. My god was that body perfect.
N@ughty | March 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
dude…i haven’t seen phoebe cates since…Drop Dead Fred. but man she’s a banger! makes me wonder why whores like Lindsay Lohan, Herpes Hilton and the Olsen bitches still get the spotlight over this beauty. lol
Courtney | March 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Love her. A big WHATEVER to most of you uggos, as usual.
DrPhowstus | March 21, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I’d smack that 43 year old ass. I’d just have to bury her face in a pillow so her moustache wouldn’t distract me. I require total concentration.
wedgeone | March 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
#8 & #10 – 25 years actually. She’s aged much better than Sean Penn and Jennifer Jason Leigh put together.
#14 – Hello, pot. Meet kettle.
I must agree with #25, except that she looks like she could use a bit more sleep. Dark circles under the eyes is NOT what you want to take to a premier. But that rack looks SLAMMING to me.
The only way that the Fish could rip on Phoebe is because DamYELL is doing his writing for him now. Every hetero man on the planet knows that you CANNOT rip on the woman who did the best nude scene in the HISTORY of FILM! Don’t take my word for it – watch the movie. Or take Mr. Skin’s word for it! He is an authority on actress nude scenes, and he knows the truth.
So either Mr. Fish is a fag, or he let stupid ass DamYELL write this column. I vote for the latter.
almostfamous | March 21, 2007 at 1:25 pm
she does look great–she also has a cute boutique, Blue Tree:
http://www.bluetreeny.com/
pekpekshorts | March 21, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Filipinos are muts, ranging from Indigenous to Korean looking, to White Hispanics.
Enrique Miguel Iglesias, and Nicole Scherzinger of the PUSSYCAT Dolls are half Filipino. The super ugly Filipinos are the ones that go to America. Coz America don’t care if you’re ugly. LOL
I'dHitIt | March 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I’d hit it
jakebarnes | March 21, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Nice journalism, Superfish.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Just for the record, the above racist comments were made by my impostor biatcho.
I don’t get off on making fun of “orientals” in the least.
Unabashed Liar | March 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Ugh, I’ve had my doubts about whoever is writing for the Superficial now, but this sorta seals it.
The only way this woman could ever look bad was if you were A) a jealous woman, or B) a flaming homosexual with a closet-case fetish for young skeletal chain-smokers (not that there’s anything wrong with homosexuals–as long as their flaming, that is)..
This woman could be like 90 and every straight male who’s ever seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High would be like “OMFG, -they- do exist!”
irshliquor | March 21, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I love her mouth.
gossipmonger | March 21, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Is this Filipina day at The Superficial? First the comments
about Suri Cruise and now your bashing this darling, age
appropriate woman who just wants to be left alone at her
husband’s premier?
You all deserve the endless Lohan, Paris, Freak Twins,
etc. posts ‘cus those are women you can all feel super-
ior to. This site should be re-named The Superiors for all you superior feeling posters.
Oh-Dlisted is so much better than this site. You have
all ruined The Superficial with your crappy attitudes
and comments.
You can all eat shit and die for all I care.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 2:04 pm
gossipmonger, we’re all going to die a little each day that you’re not on here. So it’s a win-win situation for all of us. Beat it, asslick.
sharpei dude | March 21, 2007 at 2:29 pm
She was smoking hot as a teen and now she’s a smoking hot MILF. All you fucksticks that say otherwise can suck shit through a garden hose.
Regards,
Mr. Phoebe Cates
Spindoc | March 21, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Gossipmonger…..
Look, sorry I never called you back, but what can I say, you were boring and smelled funny. You don’t have to take it out on everybody here.
Oh, and
#63, Nahhh, the gays love her too. lol
babygreens | March 21, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She’s also Jewish.
eastboundanddown | March 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Phoebe Cates has kept a low profile for a long time. And now you wonder why. She’s 43 and looks about 28 plus word on the street (at least the Upper East Side) is that she’s a very cool Mom and neighbor and wife and all around mensch. Or if she’s 1/2 Filipino I’ll say that she has good “pakikisama”.
bunnyhugger | March 21, 2007 at 3:05 pm
thank you, wedgeone. i was going to also point out that “fast times” was 1982.
hi, eskimo pie!!
UNCLE NED | March 21, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Whoa, gossipmonger, she’s not worth getting all that excited about, is she? She’s married to actor Kevin Kline, last time I looked. She does avoid the camera, though. You hardly ever see her.
UNCLE NED | March 21, 2007 at 3:34 pm
And take it from your Uncle BTW, she looks GOOD at 43.
Truthseeker013 | March 21, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Uh, the *only* way she could get me to look away is if he changed *gender* on us. I never saw “Fast Times” till last year, and I see that I missed one *more* great experience in life.
Googolygoo | March 21, 2007 at 4:33 pm
She looks incredible.
And she married my husband, Kevin Kline.
Okay, he was SUPPOSED to be my husband.
In my fondest dreams.
Ti-Tays | March 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Pheobe,
You are absolutely beautiful for any age. I have been a fan of yours since the 80′s when I was in my early teens. Didn’t realize you were half Filipino like me until reading this. Wish you didn’t drop out of the acting game. The writer of this site is gay.
kayvan | March 21, 2007 at 6:10 pm
visit an actual interestin site http://kayvan13.blogspot.com/
alaskanchicsickle | March 21, 2007 at 6:27 pm
@71 Hello Bunny Buns! Long time no see sweetie. Sorry I didn’t respond right away, I just got home from karate, and I was practicing some moves with the hubby. All was good until he put me in a sleeper hold. How does one get out of a sleeper hold? Anyone?
lowsodium | March 21, 2007 at 6:53 pm
She looks pretty fucking cute to me. 43 is the new 42 345/356!
NicotineEyePatch | March 21, 2007 at 7:24 pm
‘Fishguy isn’t a man – he’s a little prick!
Phoebe is still built like the shit. She looks great. Nice to see she’s still alive.
drowningfool | March 21, 2007 at 7:32 pm
After hearing arguments from both sides, I have come to this judgement: Phoebe can still retain her label as “MILF” with the condition that she allows me to have sex with her whilst watching old clips from “Fast Times” and “Gremlins.” Otherwise the judgement of “Superficial Guy,” that she is ugly, old, bald and has a mustache, still stands.
Phoebe, what say you?
iamsosmrt | March 21, 2007 at 9:37 pm
She was incredibly hot in Fast Times we all seem to agree on that.
I think that at this point the woman looks are being smothered by bad style, bad clothing, a bad hairdo and bad/not enough makeup. Her skin/face looks really young for a 40 something woman and her body is in pretty decent older woman shape. I love a makeover challenge!
Send her to me I’ll give her a new leg showing sexy wardrobe. Then she will be given classy makeup to bring out her features(think Catherine Zeta jones) and then she will be forced to wear her hair LONG and down or in an updo but only a sexy one. She will also be forced to WORK OUT and tone that slim body.
Final Product: A super babe who has aged as well as Elle Macpherson or Christy Brinkly.
For payment I will be her Madame and she will fulfil the fantasies of the men who will worship her even more then back in the day and I will have tones of money.
Everybody wins!!!!
Except the ugly fatties who will be jealous. Ha ha.
ZX10R_AC | March 21, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Man, is the owner of this site delusional?!? She looks freaking great. At 43 she EASILY beats down many girls I know half her age.
appletree | March 22, 2007 at 1:06 am
42. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 11:53 AM
I think Fish wouldn’t have made that mistake if Filipinos were more human looking and acting, instead of scampering around like frenzied little monkeys. If you put it that way – Phoebe Cates is half frenzied little monkey – it doesn’t sound plausible at all.
49. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 12:00 PM
Filipino women look like Gremlins. I hadn’t realized until now that movie was autobiographical for Phoebe.
——–>hey IGNORANT racist, better expand your tiny horizon and start traveling..because i feel so sorry for you! i bet you don’t get out much…boohoo!!!!!!!! so instead of posting nasty comments against a certain race or this gorgeous woman…GET OUT AND EXPERIENCE LIFE you moron!!!!
benbadman | March 22, 2007 at 2:33 am
As a 24 yr old man, let me say this about Phoebe Cates in her 40s…
I’d hit it… twice, without a rubber.
jrzmommy | March 22, 2007 at 5:50 am
84–I hope an appletree falls on you. boo hoo.
elizabeththewellread | March 22, 2007 at 5:51 am
This woman is really beautiful–always has been and, based on the past 23 years, probably always will be. And her husband, although he now (comparatively) looks like her creepy uncle when standing next to her, is amazingly talented and smart.
whadafukinulukinat? | March 22, 2007 at 6:50 am
I dont know why there are so many F@!&*NG people who dont have anything good say to say about others. And yes, I agree to some of you that there are some of you who are not even a lil harsh, but REALLY harsh on her, is that because she is half FILIPINO, SUCCESSFUL, BEAUTIFUL, NO WRINKLES (for her age) and did I mention, half filipino?
What’s up with that?
Do Freebird | March 22, 2007 at 7:56 am
Jesus, how could you be so off the fucking mark fish.
In 1982, she starred in ‘Paradise’, which also happened to be her first film. 18 years old and spent a good 5-7 buck-ass naked. I still get aroused thinking about the scene where she’s bathing naked in a waterfall in a cave. The light shining on her slick wet young firm body makeing her ass shine like it was polished marble. GOD WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! Type in Phoebe Cates in Google and look at images and I can guarantee that you’ll say “damn, that’s one of the finest asses I’ve ever seen”
Excuse me, I have something I have to take care of now.
Do Freebird | March 22, 2007 at 7:59 am
Ummm that’s a “good 5-7 minutes buck ass naked”
and what an ass it!
Do Freebird | March 22, 2007 at 8:01 am
is.
biatcho | March 22, 2007 at 8:12 am
#84, appletree… either you are too stupid or too new to this site to realize my troll is the one who wrote those RACIST (is that loud enough for you?) comments, but you know what? You can suck a dick anyways useless wench.
Sheva | March 22, 2007 at 8:20 am
Okay, wich one of you biches is my mother?
For those brave returners, turn down the sound and relish:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106043/phoebe_cates_taking_a_shower/
That Filipino gene is damn awesome! It’s like a beauty protection system, they hold up so well.
Now back to the real world. Life’s the same, I’m moving in stereo. Life’s the same, except for my shoes.
cynicalheretic | March 22, 2007 at 9:04 am
What’s it like superfish or whoever wrote this, to attack someone and finally be put in your place. There are just some celebrities out there(Who make my balls ache) that you just can’t go around insulting. She is protected for as long as she lives from pathetic little wipes such as yourself. Long live that pool scene!!!
cynicalheretic | March 22, 2007 at 9:19 am
We should also post the greatest scene ever.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/115124/phoebe_cates_fast_times_at_ridgemont_high/
Though how embarrasing would it be to have phoebe cates walk in on you when your jerkin your gerkin
whitegold | March 22, 2007 at 9:48 am
Are you people kidding me?! I don’t care how old she is or what her nationality is, she doesn’t look at all hot in these pics?!? Not that I have anything against her or whatever.
holly_rae_rae | March 22, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Phoebe Cates IS Asian you dumbshits. Her maternal grandfather was a Chinese Filipino, and her maternal grandmother was a Russian Jew.
herbiefrog | March 22, 2007 at 5:27 pm
…and
…she was
…in
v
v
…that film
v
v
v
drop dead fred
[and we fell in love]
[and took her as a daughter]
take care and have fun babe : )
noykulas | March 22, 2007 at 6:12 pm
to the psychotic who posted that filipinos are scampering little monkeys and filipino women look like gremlins, IT IS JUST YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA ATTACKING FROM YOUR ASSHOLE TO YOUR PEANUT SIZE BRAIN. please commit yourself to a competent facility. your mental state now indicates that you were indeed sodomized by your father and your uncles.
PESTE KA! GIATAY KA! ANIMAL KA! PUNYETA!
hauteteez | March 22, 2007 at 6:57 pm
she doesn’t look amazing, but she also looks like she doesn’t really give a fuck. just because she isn’t white trash and/or isn’t a skeletor fake-baked saggy garbage bag with fake blonde hair means she’s not hot. since when did asian become synonymous with hags? seriously, people who got stuck with shitty genes shouldn’t hate on an entire race just because they are fortunate enough to be able to maintain a youthful appearance and banging bodies made for those sample sizes without snorting massive amounts of cocaine.