Phoebe Cates is apparently Asian now
March 21st, 2007 // 124 Comments
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Methos | March 21, 2007 at 10:49 am
First on my First!! woohoo!
p-britty | March 21, 2007 at 10:51 am
who is this??? Do we not have any news??? Hasn’t Hoehan flashed any vag today? WTF!!
ph7 | March 21, 2007 at 10:51 am
Looks like a mom at a PTA meeting.
p-britty | March 21, 2007 at 10:51 am
who is this??? Do we not have any news??? Hasn’t Hoehan flashed any vag today? WTF!!
lambman | March 21, 2007 at 10:51 am
she looks pretty much exactly how she has always looked.
What’s the point of this post? That you think a girl with black hair looks Asian? You’re either a racist or an idiot…most likely both
HerpesHilton | March 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
She’s very cute for her age. It’s actually surprising to get any photos of her, she dropped out of the public eye on purpose and has tried to avoid cameras for a very long time.
BarbadoSlim | March 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
She looks like she manages an Oriental brothel.
allykitten85 | March 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
Well hasn’t like 20 years passed since filming Fast Times? I’m actually surprised she still looks this good.
tits_on_snack | March 21, 2007 at 10:52 am
Wasn’t she that chick from that movie with the crazy british imaginary guy that screams about panties? Yeah. Her.
allykitten85 | March 21, 2007 at 10:53 am
Well haven’t like 20 years passed since filming Fast Times? I’m surprised she actually looks this good still…….
Daffy | March 21, 2007 at 10:53 am
Terrible?? She looks fuckin great. I mean, how old is she now? and compare her to her husabnd I’d say shes ageing brilliantly. Hang on… no wrinkles at all.. Mmm might be a case of Botox I fear.
Sheva | March 21, 2007 at 10:54 am
Usually don’t attack superfish but you know Phoebe is my mother so fuck you.
She’s great and was thee redeeming reason to see Fast Times. Maybe the superfish thinks Sean Penn is hot.
danglybanger | March 21, 2007 at 10:55 am
…but she is uhh part filipino.
She and Rob Schneider prove that filipinos (at least not full ones) can be sexy. Which gives hope for me… Or at least she was when she was younger…
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 10:56 am
They don’t call it makeup for nothin’ honey.
Put some on!Hell, eat it!
The ONLY way this chick would look better would be for her to ingest a whole case of assorted face paint.
whackjob | March 21, 2007 at 10:59 am
12, aren’t you the clever one! I like. Thx for the mental exercise, reminds me I hafta GET BACK TO WORK!
NamelessHussy | March 21, 2007 at 10:59 am
Dude, seriously, she was always asian. She does not look as hot as she did in gremlins and fast times at ridgemont high, but she’s like 40 now, she looks kind of tired but pretty anyway. She doesn’t have any coke granules in her nose, you can’t see any nipples or vagina, and she isn’t hitting or dropping a child, and there is no obviously hideous plastic surgery or massive aging, so who the hell cares. This is the most retarded post in a while.
febes | March 21, 2007 at 11:01 am
yeah, she’s totally filipino. she didn’t switch races, she just wasn’t ever white.
Fifth Stooge | March 21, 2007 at 11:04 am
Phoebe Cates is a hot piece of ass.
kananga77 | March 21, 2007 at 11:05 am
She’s half asain. Who does this site this IS pretty? Ya shoot down all the hotties…this one is 43 and looks great!! I wish my wife, who is younger then Phoebe Cates, looked this good. I’m going to start checking TMZ.com more. It’d be funny if it turned out the creator of this site is some 13 year old kid. Probably just some gay guy in his 20s with zits.
F-Sucker | March 21, 2007 at 11:05 am
I’d still shag her.
imran karim | March 21, 2007 at 11:06 am
don’t know what she looked like before
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 11:06 am
Ashton Kutcher is starting a REAL Wedding Crashers show. Now, thats news………..
pepperann4ever | March 21, 2007 at 11:09 am
newbie here….Actually, Phoebe Cates is a filipina or at least half. Her mother is filipino and father caucasian. Probably explains why she looks a little Asian, or Pacific Islander as filipinos are.
walter3ca | March 21, 2007 at 11:10 am
I’d do her.
Spindoc | March 21, 2007 at 11:11 am
Huh?
Normally I’m all for jumping on the celbrity bashing bandwagon. But I have to say I think Superfish REALLY missed the mark.
1. Thats pretty much how she always looked.
2. She is in her 40’s and has kids
3. For her age and being a mom I think she looks slamming!
4. She looks 20 times better now than Lohan, Hilton, Ritchie or the Skanky Olsen twins even though she is 20 years older than any of them.
5. She isn’t even wearing the heavy “Red Carpet Make-up” that so many of them wear whenever they go out.
Again, Usually up for a celeb trashing, but Phoebe looks pretty damn good here.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 11:16 am
east? west? north? south?
DMM | March 21, 2007 at 11:16 am
I think she still looks as cute as ever. One of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen. She doesn’t look fake or overly made up. naturally pretty.
I always think of “Drop Dead Fred” when I think of her.
alaskanchicsickle | March 21, 2007 at 11:21 am
I am in total agreement with @25. She’s a natural beauty and seems to have anti-aging genes.
greeneyed_girl | March 21, 2007 at 11:29 am
Uhhh Superfish man- I agree with the others, you are wrong. I think she looks cute and she has always looked Asian, silly naughty Fish Man. Here- sit down and let me snuggle on your lap…..
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 11:31 am
It’s lunch time! where’s my sammich?
greeneyed_girl | March 21, 2007 at 11:33 am
Oh and your edit, Superfish man, is utterly hilarious! hahahaha!!!!
Jedi Kevin | March 21, 2007 at 11:35 am
She’s pretty much first in line for 43 year old women who “I’d hit.”
ATX | March 21, 2007 at 11:35 am
Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?
Mike | March 21, 2007 at 11:37 am
MILF!
Topaz Vamp | March 21, 2007 at 11:39 am
I think she looks really great. Maybe a little tired but happens to everyone at times. She is aging beautifully and not trying to desperately hold on to her youth.
And what’s wrong with looking Asian, especially when you have an Asian mother?
NamelessHussy | March 21, 2007 at 11:39 am
We’re all in agreement then. Superfish has to die. Being an asshole is FINE and often awesome, but being full of teh suck is not.
YouRang | March 21, 2007 at 11:39 am
Mutiny. Mr. Fish is having kind of a rough day.
NamelessHussy | March 21, 2007 at 11:42 am
Yeah I’m wondering about the OMG SHE LOOKS AZN YO thing too. It’s creepy to fetishize asians like some boys do, but it’s also weird to act like it’s something horrible. It’s not like she looks swedish for fucks sake.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
Jiimbo, where’s my promised lunch???
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
the spooge i left on her chin from her stint at Fast Times at Ridgemont High 20 years ago is still there. yep, she looks pretty much the same.
Maskatron | March 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
She’s so fucking hot.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 11:53 am
I think Fish wouldn’t have made that mistake if Filipinos were more human looking and acting, instead of scampering around like frenzied little monkeys. If you put it that way – Phoebe Cates is half frenzied little monkey – it doesn’t sound plausible at all.
lickmybutt | March 21, 2007 at 11:54 am
Oh my goodness!! i love phoebe cates! Drop Dead Fred is one of my favorite movies ever. and she is still as beautiful as ever.
superfish, you are correct, you are an ASS.
“The mega bitch is killing me with her death breath!”
AndresV | March 21, 2007 at 11:55 am
OK Fish admitted his error, so we’re cool. She is definitely looking fine at 43…and BTW, filipino women rock
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 11:58 am
I love her and her husband, Kevin Kline.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 11:59 am
Veggi, I am waiting for directions
ktboo | March 21, 2007 at 11:59 am
she’s so much more beautiful by staying natural than the women her age that go under the knife trying to be perfect…they always end up looking like aliens
woodhorse | March 21, 2007 at 11:59 am
I think she is Rumor Willis’ REAL father.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Filipino women look like Gremlins. I hadn’t realized until now that movie was autobiographical for Phoebe.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm
As for Phoebe, don’t pick on her. do you know how many wet dreams I had with her? That pool scene released a lot of tension.