Petra Nemcova showed up to a party for Stella McCartney with her boob basically hanging out. And for some reason nobody around her seems to notice. Last I checked, proper etiquette for a situation like this is to drop you head, stare, and make honking noises as your pretend (or actually) squeeze them. Hmm, maybe dropping out of school and getting my formal education from Mad magazine wasn’t such a good idea. Because it was a great idea!
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Jason The Barbarian | May 4, 2007 at 12:59 pm
1 lol
Leyna | May 4, 2007 at 1:01 pm
=o she looks better with her hair down!
bungoone | May 4, 2007 at 1:03 pm
well, that’s to be expected when the v-neck goes down to your vage.
and the pigeon-toed stance is not a good look for her.
did anyone know who she was before she was almost washed away in the tsunami?
yolatengo | May 4, 2007 at 1:10 pm
wow they so natural and real, like two half melons stapled to her rib cage
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
What the hell is this? Why are all those ugly hookers there? What’s with all the hookers?
Some kind of hooker convention?
Fifth Stooge | May 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
What you have here is, your classic, everyday, colossal blunder.
mia | May 4, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Those breasts have never heard of gravity.
Fifth Stooge | May 4, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Petra, LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG WAVE!!!
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Isn’t that one in the middle the ho’ from the Chris Issac video (Wicked Game?). If it is, did she have a sex-change, she looks like a dude now.
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Oh shit, in the last picture, there’s some bitch in the background wearing something that looks suspiciously like ….pantaloons.
kicking it like it’s 1799.
kirstendunst | May 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm
at least it wasn’t nipage. she is hot though.
dtrock78 | May 4, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Fuck the pantaloons, you guys missed the obvious in the same pic, fucking Michael Keaton baby! yay!!
Binky | May 4, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I like the pouch on her belt – very Batmany.
I guess she keeps her bus pass in there.
rrd | May 4, 2007 at 1:35 pm
NICE BOOB!
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 1:36 pm
@12 ha! is that really him? The eyebrows look about right.
He looks hammered, nothing wrong with that.
FRIST!!! | May 4, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I’m FRIST!!!
#5 Those are “call girls”, they are INdoors.
FRIST!!! | May 4, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Wow the first time I haven’t had to sign in to typekey AGAIN, all day!!! Woo hoo!!!
dtrock78 | May 4, 2007 at 1:46 pm
lol, i dont think so, maybe 5-10 years ago, i think hes a little grayer,older looking now
Bern | May 4, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I don’t see Michael Keaton, but isn’t that the blond dude who stole Anna Nicole Smith’s baby in one of them?
MrSemprini | May 4, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Little known fact: ‘She’ was my twin brother before the big “O”. True story.
FRIST!!! | May 4, 2007 at 1:50 pm
She was in that tsunami? I know why she didn’t blow away…it’s because she’s a frickin bigfoot, man.
She’s huge
I’m only going by the last picture. Also not that pretty.
kerpupples | May 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm
#9 – that is Helena Christiansen, I recognized her too.
12 – there’s no way that’s Michael Keaton.
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm
@21…yup that’s the name, I think I’m just going to refer to him as Allan Christiansen from now on.
jess | May 4, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Rumer Willis in the second last pic?
mia | May 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Her hairs are pulling her face up. Nice. And so natural.
mrs.t | May 4, 2007 at 2:21 pm
James Blunt is a fucking moron.
Helena Christensen is morphing into one of those dried-apple-face dolls.
woodhorse | May 4, 2007 at 2:47 pm
why do they always have their cell phones out like they are going to get a really important call ANY SECOND!? that’s almost as retarded as Charlie’s Angel dressed like sluts while crime fighting because they might have to stop and have sex any second.
woodhorse | May 4, 2007 at 2:49 pm
No way is that Michael Keaton. Not sexy enough.
lambman | May 4, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Is THAT Helena Christianson in the middle of the first pic? WHAT HAPPENED? She was the hottest thing on earth in that Christ Isac “Wicked Games” video…weird
also Petra’s breasts implants are hilariously bad.
velveethra | May 4, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Argh Helena. And what’s up with the writing on this site? It’s suddenly improved. Hm.
Truthseeker013 | May 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Where’s that hot poker when you *really need it*?
apriluofa | May 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I reckon her boob was just popping out greet Liv
FRIST!!! | May 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm
#27 I was wondering the same thing. Think I’ll start walking around with my pretty pink phone in my hand at all times too so I can look important. In fact I’m gonna buy 35 more and keep one sticking out of every pocket, clip some on my belt and carry a handful of them, THAT will make me the famousest of them all.
FRIST!!! | May 4, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Will they please STOP showing that RealAge ad on the right it fucking freaks me out EVERY time!!!
whoneedsenemies | May 4, 2007 at 3:12 pm
#7 Look how tight her hair is pulled up! That’s what keeps those tits from sagging!
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 3:13 pm
@27…agreed although I’ve no problem with females that are ready for sex at any second, that’s why I keep a constant state of erection.
whoneedsenemies | May 4, 2007 at 3:13 pm
#34 I don’t know what’s worse?
1) Good bye a sanjaya t-shirts
2) Nippleless Holly
3) Freaky RealAge Biatch
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
@34 & 37….you folks need the Ad-Blocker-Plus add-on for Firefox. I haven’t seen an ad or pop-up in months.
Assuming you ARE using Firefox, if you are not, I laugh derisively at you.
JungleRed | May 4, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Barely notice her boob falling out. I can’t take my eyes off that third tit on top of her head. She looks like a fucking Star Trek character. Is she talking to Lara Flynn Boyle?
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Fishperson:
That filthy whore paris h. is on the verge of going to prison, right at this moment. She even arrived late at her hearing, she’s testifying, right this moment.
And here we are, looking at trannies…
*sigh*
Tracy | May 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Paris Hilton… 45 days in the hoosgow!!
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 4:33 pm
IT’S OFFICIAL SHE’ GOIN TO JAIL!!! SHE’S GOIN’ TO JAIL!!!!
Sources tell me shanks are being readied, fists are being primed. It’ll be like Caged Heat but with a lot more herpes.
Tracy | May 4, 2007 at 4:36 pm
“This orange jumpsuit is so not hot.”
BarbadoSlim | May 4, 2007 at 4:41 pm
It’s too much to ask for her learn anything from this, so I’m just hoping she’s beaten to within an inch of her sorry life.
More than once
LoneWolf | May 4, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Fuck me. I thought that Britney would get Mother Of The Year and Lohan would get an Oscar before Paris would get a second of jail time.
Next on E!: The Simple Life: Lockdown.
Suh-weet.
PunjabPete | May 4, 2007 at 4:52 pm
AWESOME
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070504/D8OTSDEG0.html
THere is a God…
Binky | May 4, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Well if she’s lucky Paris can one day say she’s a graduate….
of Con College.
‘Don’t drop the soap’ or is that guy’s prison thing ? …whatever. I’ve heard it’s not the Hilton.
frenchie | May 4, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Petra is hot
Amy3000 | May 4, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Why are they at a party for Stella McCartney, didn’t she die of cancer like, 5 years ago? How can you have a party for a dead person?, Im confused *rocks back and forth in a corner* oh and @ #45 “Lonewolf”,
thats fucking funny my friend, you put a big smile on my face with that one, lol :)
ph7 | May 4, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Nice tit.
‘Nuff said.