Petra Nemcova’s boob falling out

May 4th, 2007 // 69 Comments

Petra Nemcova showed up to a party for Stella McCartney with her boob basically hanging out. And for some reason nobody around her seems to notice. Last I checked, proper etiquette for a situation like this is to drop you head, stare, and make honking noises as your pretend (or actually) squeeze them. Hmm, maybe dropping out of school and getting my formal education from Mad magazine wasn’t such a good idea. Because it was a great idea!


  1. Leyna

    =o she looks better with her hair down!

  2. bungoone

    well, that’s to be expected when the v-neck goes down to your vage.

    and the pigeon-toed stance is not a good look for her.

    did anyone know who she was before she was almost washed away in the tsunami?

  3. yolatengo

    wow they so natural and real, like two half melons stapled to her rib cage

  4. BarbadoSlim

    What the hell is this? Why are all those ugly hookers there? What’s with all the hookers?

    Some kind of hooker convention?

  5. What you have here is, your classic, everyday, colossal blunder.

  6. mia

    Those breasts have never heard of gravity.


  8. BarbadoSlim

    Isn’t that one in the middle the ho’ from the Chris Issac video (Wicked Game?). If it is, did she have a sex-change, she looks like a dude now.

  9. BarbadoSlim

    Oh shit, in the last picture, there’s some bitch in the background wearing something that looks suspiciously like ….pantaloons.

    kicking it like it’s 1799.

  10. at least it wasn’t nipage. she is hot though.

  11. dtrock78

    Fuck the pantaloons, you guys missed the obvious in the same pic, fucking Michael Keaton baby! yay!!

  12. Binky

    I like the pouch on her belt – very Batmany.
    I guess she keeps her bus pass in there.

  13. rrd


  14. BarbadoSlim

    @12 ha! is that really him? The eyebrows look about right.

    He looks hammered, nothing wrong with that.

  15. FRIST!!!

    I’m FRIST!!!

    #5 Those are “call girls”, they are INdoors.

  16. FRIST!!!

    Wow the first time I haven’t had to sign in to typekey AGAIN, all day!!! Woo hoo!!!

  17. dtrock78

    lol, i dont think so, maybe 5-10 years ago, i think hes a little grayer,older looking now

  18. I don’t see Michael Keaton, but isn’t that the blond dude who stole Anna Nicole Smith’s baby in one of them?

  19. MrSemprini

    Little known fact: ‘She’ was my twin brother before the big “O”. True story.

  20. FRIST!!!

    She was in that tsunami? I know why she didn’t blow away…it’s because she’s a frickin bigfoot, man.

    She’s huge

    I’m only going by the last picture. Also not that pretty.

  21. #9 – that is Helena Christiansen, I recognized her too.

    12 – there’s no way that’s Michael Keaton.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    @21…yup that’s the name, I think I’m just going to refer to him as Allan Christiansen from now on.

  23. jess

    Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Rumer Willis in the second last pic?

  24. mia

    Her hairs are pulling her face up. Nice. And so natural.

  25. mrs.t

    James Blunt is a fucking moron.

    Helena Christensen is morphing into one of those dried-apple-face dolls.

  26. woodhorse

    why do they always have their cell phones out like they are going to get a really important call ANY SECOND!? that’s almost as retarded as Charlie’s Angel dressed like sluts while crime fighting because they might have to stop and have sex any second.

  27. woodhorse

    No way is that Michael Keaton. Not sexy enough.

  28. lambman

    Is THAT Helena Christianson in the middle of the first pic? WHAT HAPPENED? She was the hottest thing on earth in that Christ Isac “Wicked Games” video…weird

    also Petra’s breasts implants are hilariously bad.

  29. velveethra

    Argh Helena. And what’s up with the writing on this site? It’s suddenly improved. Hm.

  30. Truthseeker013

    Where’s that hot poker when you *really need it*?

  31. apriluofa

    I reckon her boob was just popping out greet Liv

  32. FRIST!!!

    #27 I was wondering the same thing. Think I’ll start walking around with my pretty pink phone in my hand at all times too so I can look important. In fact I’m gonna buy 35 more and keep one sticking out of every pocket, clip some on my belt and carry a handful of them, THAT will make me the famousest of them all.

  33. FRIST!!!

    Will they please STOP showing that RealAge ad on the right it fucking freaks me out EVERY time!!!

  34. whoneedsenemies

    #7 Look how tight her hair is pulled up! That’s what keeps those tits from sagging!

  35. BarbadoSlim

    @27…agreed although I’ve no problem with females that are ready for sex at any second, that’s why I keep a constant state of erection.

  36. whoneedsenemies

    #34 I don’t know what’s worse?
    1) Good bye a sanjaya t-shirts
    2) Nippleless Holly
    3) Freaky RealAge Biatch

  37. BarbadoSlim

    @34 & 37….you folks need the Ad-Blocker-Plus add-on for Firefox. I haven’t seen an ad or pop-up in months.

    Assuming you ARE using Firefox, if you are not, I laugh derisively at you.

  38. JungleRed

    Barely notice her boob falling out. I can’t take my eyes off that third tit on top of her head. She looks like a fucking Star Trek character. Is she talking to Lara Flynn Boyle?

  39. BarbadoSlim


    That filthy whore paris h. is on the verge of going to prison, right at this moment. She even arrived late at her hearing, she’s testifying, right this moment.

    And here we are, looking at trannies…


  40. Tracy

    Paris Hilton… 45 days in the hoosgow!!

  41. BarbadoSlim


    Sources tell me shanks are being readied, fists are being primed. It’ll be like Caged Heat but with a lot more herpes.

  42. Tracy

    “This orange jumpsuit is so not hot.”

  43. BarbadoSlim

    It’s too much to ask for her learn anything from this, so I’m just hoping she’s beaten to within an inch of her sorry life.

    More than once

  44. LoneWolf

    Fuck me. I thought that Britney would get Mother Of The Year and Lohan would get an Oscar before Paris would get a second of jail time.

    Next on E!: The Simple Life: Lockdown.


  45. Binky

    Well if she’s lucky Paris can one day say she’s a graduate….
    of Con College.
    ‘Don’t drop the soap’ or is that guy’s prison thing ? …whatever. I’ve heard it’s not the Hilton.

  46. frenchie

    Petra is hot

  47. Amy3000

    Why are they at a party for Stella McCartney, didn’t she die of cancer like, 5 years ago? How can you have a party for a dead person?, Im confused *rocks back and forth in a corner* oh and @ #45 “Lonewolf”,
    thats fucking funny my friend, you put a big smile on my face with that one, lol :)

  48. ph7

    Nice tit.

    ‘Nuff said.

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