Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

February 26th, 2008 // 70 Comments

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn’t say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I’m a millionaire secret agent who works undercover in his parents’ basement. The futon is government-issued. I can’t say anymore. It’s classified… ladies.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Jim

    #49 – we’ll see if we can scrounge up some pics of an aging whore for you, since that’s clearly your kink. How about some sagging DD’s complimented by some stretch-marked saddlebags and a wide flat drooping ass? Yummy.

  2. agree

    She is beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m” yesterday. Is she single now? Just curious.

  3. John

    Hot but definitely wonky eyed. I’m surprised they didn’t bother to fix that with all the other photoshopping that went on.

  4. Tits McCholo

    She actually looks a little like Robin Wright if you squint your eyes just a bit… hey! Sean Penn squints all the time. The bastard probably doesn’t even know who he’s with – wife? what? Petra? Ok. Whatever. Damn squinty eyes…

  5. She is so hot and sexy! I’ve seen many of her hot videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com. She is very hot and popular there.

  6. Howdy

    RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl – February 26, 2008 5:03 PM

    Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is “reading” for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named “Jane” or “Sally Jones”?

    Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community.

  7. Howdy

    RE: 9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl – February 26, 2008 5:03 PM

    Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is “reading” for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named “Jane” or “Sally Jones”?

    Because many of the physical features and the typical bone structure of men and women in Eastern Europe and South America are considered ideal by the big wigs of the fashion community. They recruit these individuals as models.
    That explains the more-difficult-to-pronounce surnames.

  8. Howdy

    Apologies for the double post.

  9. Vince Lombardi

    @20 – Auntie, it would seem to me that Mick whiskey is made of potatoes anyway, so yeah, I could see where vodka works.

  10. supreader

    She is probably pretty, but she looks “stiff” in these pictures, and fake from the photoshop, they could have done a better shoot, and photoshop job to make her look like a real person and not some spraypainted maniquin

  11. me

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. me

    DOUBLE WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Bobeyo

    What is so hard to pronounce about her name? “Pet-ra Nem-ko-vah.” If you can’t pronounce that, go back to kindergarten.

    The reason they get European women is because most American chicks are either fat and gross or ridiculously artificial (bottle blondes with fake boobs).

  14. sammy

    me so horny, me love you long time!!

  15. Bobby

    Tell me about it!!! I cant believe theres going to be a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I just saw the commercial it said it aires March 9th on E! at 10 et/pt Heres those links you wanted. Tell me what you think about the tushy game. I only got 3 out of 5. I suck. Tell me what you get

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

  16. kitty_kat

    @34- “She’s nothing but an average girl you wouldn’t look at twice if you saw her walking down the street…”
    That’s so true. She isn’t ugly, but she’s definitely not anything to rave about.

  17. Pop Rocks of Doom

    Kool :P

  18. Lynn

    She’s nothing but an average girl you wouldn’t look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don’t give a flying fuck. I don’t find this girl to be hot and that’s it, the honest truth.

    I will paste this news in my profile on the dating site ~~~~~~MeetWealthyBoomer.com~~~~~~ It’s a dating site for middle aged singles and older singles to meet love and romance. Also, as a part-time model, I uploaded my best photos taken on beach with my lovely bikini. You may …

  19. kate

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  20. kate

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

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