Petra Nemcova wears lingerie, I plot Sean Penn’s death

February 26th, 2008 // 70 Comments

These are shots of Petra Nemcova modeling the latest line of lingerie for La Senza which is Spanish for Olé! As a responsible member of the media (not counting the Jennifer Love Hewitt post below) I shouldn’t say that I expect all women to look like this. Just the ones that will believe I’m a millionaire secret agent who works undercover in his parents’ basement. The futon is government-issued. I can’t say anymore. It’s classified… ladies.

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Comments (70)

  1. e | February 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  2. Em | February 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    No f’ing way!

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  3. George W. Bush | February 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    FIRST

    she’s fucking hot.

    better than ribs from texas.

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  4. Bukkake Man | February 26, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Dammit, that last pic just made me splooge all over my flatscreen.

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  5. D. RIchards (Hungry.) | February 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    I’d eat Petra’s waste: solid, as well as liquid. No doubt.

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  6. cowgirl | February 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    I DIDN’t f*$k her! I don’t even KNOW her!

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  7. Gerald_Tarrant | February 26, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    She looks better in these pics than the one with Penn the other day. Still not quite top shelf, but better than the speed well. She has some sort of freaky fetish that makes her hook up with complete douchebags. James Blunt and now Sean Penn, her vagina must smell like Springtime in Tuscany with those 2 huge douches around.

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  8. George Washington Carver | February 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    I would eat the peanuts out of her… Snickers Bar.

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  9. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | February 26, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Why do all models have hard to pronounce names (other than the fact that no one is “reading” for their name)? I hardly ever see a model named “Jane” or “Sally Jones”?

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  10. Auntie Kryst | February 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Penn you lucky fucking mick!

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  11. jag | February 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    @Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl :
    Because not everybody is from an English speaking state?

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  12. Texas Tranny | February 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Very nice……………………..

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  13. bob sakamano | February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    i just feel bad for her ex boyfriend

    the guy got dragged out of the bed he was in with her during the tsunami in thailand a few years back and died out at sea.

    he is missing out on this?!?!?!?

    makes me sad

    http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Tsunami/story?id=558911&page=1

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  14. Cowgirl | February 26, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    True dat 11, true dat. They like to import them models from overseas. R there plain-named models exported to Russia then?

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  15. Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    awww, Auntie. No need to be jealous of that prick. He’s a liberal, she’s a Commie. Brian Piccolo told me so. Nice Italian kid, even for a Bear.

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  16. ph7 | February 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Wow – did any other chicks fall out of that tsunami tree?

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  17. The Man From U.N.C.L.E | February 26, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    I love me some Eastern Bloc girls.

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  18. Famous Anus | February 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    LOVE THAT AIR BRUSH

    I’D OOZE FOR YOU BABY – WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE “ANAL OOZE” THANG GOIN ….. MMMMM …. PETRA’S ANAL OOZE …..

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  19. gits | February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    She’s a size 2, and really, there’s not much difference between her and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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  20. Auntie Kryst | February 26, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    @Damnit Coach, that’s what makes me worried. Their backgrounds make them a perfect co-dependent couple. The Paddy and the Bohunk both have genetic predispositions to alcoholism. Of course I don’t know if vodka people mix with whiskey people (like cats and dogs I hear). I don’t know, sounds like Namath and Van Doren all over again.

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  21. Plain-named, 2-syllable, Cowgirl | February 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Funny @ 16—Did you give her the “bill” for tsunami damages?

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  22. G.I.R.L. | February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.

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  23. G.I.R.L. | February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Makes. Me. Want. To. Puke.

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  24. FROST!!! | February 26, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    #20 Auntie, vodka people and whiskey people mix just fine!! I should know..

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  25. Jimbo | February 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    @12 I like how some hot lingerie got you out of the closet..

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  26. esther | February 26, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    The lingerie is absolutely lovely

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  27. Jennifer | February 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site”BillionaireCupid dot com’last week.

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  28. Daniel | February 26, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    these are awkward and clunky

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  29. froginabasket | February 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Ow. The Photoshopping is hurting my eyes… I just don’t understand why it’s necessary with people like Petra Nemcova, because I’ve seen un-Photoshopped paparazzi pictures of her where her skin is flawless. Personally, I like being able to see the skin’s texture — that way I feel like I’m not looking at a robot. Of course, I’m saying this to a group of horny, middle-aged men who live with their mothers, so….

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  30. roberta | February 26, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    I just noticed that she has wonky eyes and now it’s all I can look at.

    At least her body is still great though.

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  31. FCS | February 26, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    She’s purdy

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  32. Jason Keppriman | February 26, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    THis is SO nasty, why is she hooking up with HIM!!!!ahhhhhh

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  33. bob | February 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    she’s hot and all, but i think robin wright (penn?) is hotter. older, sure, but still hotter.

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  34. no, thank you | February 26, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    To be photoshoped to heck, they’re pretty bad.
    I don’t find Nemcova anything to gawk at.
    Her face and head are completely shaped like a potato, she has small, ugly-shaped saggy boobs, flat saggy ass, her body looks flaccid and huge on the waist and I don’t like her shape. She’s curveless and flaccid. And she’s glamed up to heck and photoshoped, looking her best possible in these photos. Sorry but no. She’s nothing but an average girl you wouldn’t look at twice if you saw her walking down the street. You can call me a hater, you can call me whatever, but I don’t give a flying fuck. I don’t find this girl to be hot and that’s it, the honest truth.

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  35. Ms. Morals | February 26, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I think she is a lovely lady.

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  36. El Ces | February 26, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    Hmm, wasn’t it Dakota Fanning’s birthday a couple days ago?
    How old is she now?

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  37. Tapeworm | February 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian?

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  38. Spiraticus | February 26, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    She must like old farts.

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  39. Ms. Whiplash | February 26, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Looking at her makes my self-esteem hurt. What a gorgeous woman!

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  40. 20-20 eyesight | February 26, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    To all the pathetic people trying to be critical:

    You’re fooling no one. She’s 100 times hotter than you on your best day. We all know that. Save your barbs, they only make you look foolish.

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  41. Elk | February 26, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    If they are going to photoshop that much they might as well just put the lingerie on a mannequin and photoshop face on it.

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  42. Have some more vinegar | February 26, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    ^^^^^ taste the bitterness

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  43. sweetnsnooty | February 26, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    thank god that stupid ass fake tan is gone, like she was swimming in yellow paint, not bad lookin’ I’d hit it

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  44. Gorillas123 | February 27, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Let me preface this by saying she’s absolutely gorgeous — but yeah, agreed, these are for sure photoshopped. She looks noticeably “bigger” (it pains me to use that word about a girl this size) in the pics w/ Sean Penn…

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  45. D. Richards (Looking.) | February 27, 2008 at 12:18 am

    Frist, come back. Come back and play nice.

    I will.

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  46. The countdown begins ... | February 27, 2008 at 2:01 am

    … for the first wife-beating incident. Mr. Penn likes his victims stupid.

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  47. ophrahs minge | February 27, 2008 at 2:50 am

    my dick just exploded!

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  48. hmm | February 27, 2008 at 3:01 am

    she doesn’t really scream “Sexy”. i don’t think she “Works it”. i don’t know, she’s attractive but i see little girl not sex pot

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  49. Rob | February 27, 2008 at 7:27 am

    she’s a perfect doll, love this gal!

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  50. lipper | February 27, 2008 at 8:32 am

    She has a sweet look about her, with a dynamite body. And the lingerie really is tasteful and sexy. Hard to do. Wish I looked that good, wow!

    But seriously? I have to wonder about a girl dating an serious ass hole like Sean Penn. Makes no sense.

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