In the wake of Madrid Fashion Week banning models who are too skinny, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine she’s naturally more curvy and struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero.
“I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very, very skinny. I’ve been a size zero but I’m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model.”
You mean at 5’10″ Petra Nemcova isn’t naturally 94 lbs? The hell you say. Next you’ll be telling me elephants don’t roam the savanna stacked on top of each other riding around on bicycles. I’ve been to the circus. I know what’s up.
I’m all for curves but her face ??
She looks like a chipmunk … her eyes are slowly being swallowed by her fat cheeks …
she’s showing some sign of rug burn on her knees, it could only mean 1 of 2 things.
1. she’s a good little catholic girl who often prays at the alter.
or
2. she gives plenty of head.
Seeing that she’s going out with James Blunt, I’m gonna have to go with numero uno.
I want my spinous processes poking out of my back like Alien. You can all call me Stegabitchasaurus and hang your coat on them. Now pass the required bigass Jackie-O plate sunglasses that all the beanpoles are wearing.
If she’s 94#, then I’m Mark Wahlberg, third nip and all. And you people are my Funky Bunch.
BTW, does anyone know why she’s standing with her knees locked and her pigeon toes 6′ apart? She looks like she’s bracing for a wall of water or somethng.
If I won a huge powerball, I would have a leprechaun change me into the insoles of her shoes. I would be in heaven everyday having her walk on me. And I would get a boner also.
Gee what a surprise… You mean shes really not skelators grandaughter… who would have though
I’m more interested in BigJim’s curved dick….
#50
I don’t want to be a party killer, but I’m actually a man. But hey…whatever turns you on, right?
1. Why would anyone wanna fuck a twig? It’s like doing a sack of bones. Not a pretty site. Its like me saying I wanna get laid by male models. I prefer my guy to actually have an ass and work out at the gym instead of sniffing coke to keep off weight.
2. She has a chipmunk face. She should look into investing in some microliposuction for that.
3. Why do many good looking women models end up with ugly hideous men. I MEAN HEIDI KLUM DID YOU FALL ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!
58. OK, you’re a dude. You’re better-looking than Petra Nemcova?
Nothing new here, but she forgot to mention cocaine binges – those really help keep the (food) cravings down!
#47
AAAARGHHHHHH..
How much botox has that bitch had ??!
I just wanted to say that the guy who writes this posts is a funny man. Very funny stuff on a consistently basis. Congrats. :)
Sorry to bust up the party, but that’s actually Nadia, the transexual winner of 2004′s Big Brother. But you’d have to be a Brit to realise it. James Blunt LTC.
Petra Nemcova
Ugh! She used to have nice meat on her bones. The hollywood diets are so common these days. She must be taking lessons from paris. – http://www.petra-nemcova.info – Any three of the first images you see look nothing like her now.
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Shaun
She is not attractive at all.
I think people may be confused – she’s been down to a zero, but there’s no way she’s a zero now if she’s really 5’10″. 4 or 6, maybe. She’s thin, but not repulsive.
However, she either has seriously stumpy legs or that outfit is really unflattering.
I don’t see why people think she’s so hot. She’s got the chubby cheeks thing going on.
http://theblemish.com
Is she even aware that taking laxatives to lose weight is not a diet? It’s bulimia.
im kinda glad that a model wants to stop the routine of super skinny models that way 13 yr old girls dont grow up with the idea that the perfect body is super thin and allow themselves to mature mentally and not only physically, on the other hand there goes my fantasy of finding a woman small enough i can balance on my dick and then spin
lol, yeah sure…well, if she doesn’t want to model, then don’t