Petra Nemcova is naturally fat


In the wake of Madrid Fashion Week banning models who are too skinny, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine she’s naturally more curvy and struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero.

“I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very, very skinny. I’ve been a size zero but I’m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model.”

You mean at 5’10” Petra Nemcova isn’t naturally 94 lbs? The hell you say. Next you’ll be telling me elephants don’t roam the savanna stacked on top of each other riding around on bicycles. I’ve been to the circus. I know what’s up.