In the wake of Madrid Fashion Week banning models who are too skinny, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine she’s naturally more curvy and struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero.
“I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very, very skinny. I’ve been a size zero but I’m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model.”
You mean at 5’10″ Petra Nemcova isn’t naturally 94 lbs? The hell you say. Next you’ll be telling me elephants don’t roam the savanna stacked on top of each other riding around on bicycles. I’ve been to the circus. I know what’s up.
CelebSlam.com | September 21, 2006 at 9:37 am
her face is…..wide
http://www.celebslam.com
BigJim | September 21, 2006 at 9:38 am
Curves are good.
BigJim | September 21, 2006 at 9:39 am
My dick has a curve in it.
RichPort | September 21, 2006 at 9:44 am
Curves? Where the fuck are the curves? The only thing that’s ever been curved on this chick are her arms around a fucking palm tree. And what the fuck is Pee Wee Herman doing in that second pic???
dupababy | September 21, 2006 at 9:46 am
all i can say is richport is my hero..
Amy3000 | September 21, 2006 at 9:50 am
I dont care what anyone says, that chick has legs up to her face…I could eye hump her all day!!!!
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 21, 2006 at 10:01 am
All that Czech goodness going to waste on James Blunt. God, the injustice. Who’s next? Heidi Klum marrying Seal? Paulina Porizkova marrying Ric Okasik? God I wish I was fugly and could carry a tune…
Brain Embolism | September 21, 2006 at 10:08 am
All protein diet huh!
Ferret, there’s one more e-mail awaiting you in your inbox.
Can you tell I have to much time on my hands?
reflight | September 21, 2006 at 10:28 am
I should be eye fucking her right now, but for some reason I’m fixated on the pockets in the last picture.
So I assume they were sewn in just in case she need to rock the JCPenney Pantsuit pose.
Barbara Grimes | September 21, 2006 at 10:32 am
I love the ads at the top for “Lose 20 Pounds in 3 Weeks” and “Overweight People.” How fitting. Perhaps someone could share those with Petra, since it seems she’s always looking for some new diet.
~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
combustion8 | September 21, 2006 at 10:32 am
Oh how hard I would rail that.
tits_on_snack | September 21, 2006 at 10:34 am
As much as I’d love to make some witty comment here, I just can’t think of anything particularly interesting to say about this little tidbit of celebrity gossip. Because it’s boring.
Come on there has to be something more interesting to write about than models talking about dieting.
jrzmommy | September 21, 2006 at 10:35 am
How about the all seawater diet she did for 18 hours a few years ago?
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 10:35 am
cOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY HER FACE LOOKS THE WAY THAT IT DOES IN THAT FIRST PICTURE? CAN ANYOME SAY CARNIE WILSON?
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 10:37 am
#4 ARMS CURVED AROUND A PALM TREE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
RichPort | September 21, 2006 at 10:38 am
Oh yeah, I’d screw her like Bush back on the bottle. Assuming of course he was ever off the bottle… fucking pretzel chokers!!!!
RichPort | September 21, 2006 at 10:45 am
#13 – Wierd thing about that diet, it usually doesn’t kill you, but someone close to you dies…
buckythakid | September 21, 2006 at 10:47 am
I wonder what her dirthole tastes like.
combustion8 | September 21, 2006 at 10:48 am
Would it be cruel to run up behind her and yell out “TIDAL WAVE!!”?
reflight | September 21, 2006 at 10:58 am
Oh boy. Can you hear the wheels turning?
“That rail thin bitch is complaining about maintain…wait, you mean this is the poor, dear woman who lost her boyfriend in that terrible tsunami? Shame on you Mommy and the rest of you Godless heathens!”
Angry Ferret Jones | September 21, 2006 at 11:01 am
In Pic #1 it appears she still has a bit of man-jelly on her left thigh. So at least we know she is eating SOMETHING.
In Pic #2 I am pretty sure that she is getting ready to pinch a loaf in that storm drain. A thin, tan, curvy, sexy loaf.
In Pic #4 I believe she is involved in a very intense game of “where is my tummy”, playing against Brain.
Mmmmmmm. I loves ‘em dumb.
jrzmommy | September 21, 2006 at 11:04 am
Godless heathen? No. Mean-spirited, cold-hearted shrew, YES, but Godless heathen, no.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 21, 2006 at 11:04 am
Little Known Ferret Fact # 145 – The word ‘Nemcova’ translates to ‘Necrophilia’ in English.
That is some true shit.
mk | September 21, 2006 at 11:07 am
I just want to say i LOVE her outfit. And i think she is a good size, not ridiculously skinny.
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 11:17 am
yOU’RE SO BORING #24 ugh ..I reccommend for you http://www.teenbop.com
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 11:18 am
Wait a minute there #24..is that you Mary Kate Ashley?
RichPort | September 21, 2006 at 11:29 am
#25 – mk actually stands for My Kock. Fucking Europeans have a hard time with Amewican Engrish.
libtard | September 21, 2006 at 11:31 am
Is anyone else saddened to see that we now live in a society where it is perfectly acceptable to discuss laxative use as a recreational drug?
Shit. The other brown meat.
Wampoon.com | September 21, 2006 at 11:45 am
I would break her in bed.
http://www.wampoon.com
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 11:48 am
#27- UMMM SHOULDN’T IT BE cock?
llllllllll | September 21, 2006 at 11:50 am
oh never mind
NotANiceGirl | September 21, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Are we sure that tidal wave shattered her pelvis and that it wasn’t some deep dickin’? She’s a freakin’ size 0. No wonder why her boney wittle pelvis broke!
HollyJ | September 21, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I’m trying for that all-elusive Size -1. Someone pass the laxatives and a tomatoe.
Samuel L. Jackson | September 21, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Whatever if they said they were getting rid of the fatties she would probably be saying her diet consists of weight gainer, creatine, and my black one eyed snake because we all know models gain weight taking anything over 8 inches…
jrzmommy | September 21, 2006 at 12:28 pm
32–Nope, pretty sure it was the 500,000 gallon seawater enema at 400 mph that did her in.
DiabetesExplosion | September 21, 2006 at 12:37 pm
HollyJ, everyone knows a Size -1 is the new Size 12. What are you now? A Size 2? What a fucking fat ass. Unless we can see your spinal column poking out from the front, you’ll never be beautiful.
NotANiceGirl | September 21, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Maybe… Jrz… Those freakin seawater enemas are a bitch! She’s still carring some seawater weight in her face though…
jrzmommy | September 21, 2006 at 12:46 pm
water retention is a bitch!
Angry Ferret Jones | September 21, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Brain – were you in New York recently?
http://recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060920/NEWS/609200366/-1/NEWS
NotANiceGirl | September 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
#38- So is Paris Hilton but I just can’t seem to get rid of either of them…..
HolisticWisdomcom | September 21, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I am glad she admits this, but really does anyone still think that this weight is normal or healthy for a woman?
This feels like the re-run of the 80′s when people actually were shocked to learn what models do to stay thin. Except… no one is shocked anymore. Just wish we could change what we consider beautiful when it comes to six foot, 95 lb models.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
popegoestheweasel | September 21, 2006 at 1:27 pm
And yet she still outweighs that Blunt dude but at least 50 pounds. Those two need to eat something aside from each other.
jane's eyre | September 21, 2006 at 1:36 pm
The only time Petra weighs over 100 pounds is when James Blunt is on top of her.
Brain Embolism | September 21, 2006 at 1:38 pm
@39- I think you’ve mistaken me with Cock (penis) Ninja
Catch the similarity???
Thanks for inquiring though. Very thoughful.
Cooterpunch rules!!!
Spindoc | September 21, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Nichole Ritchie thinks that is one fat bitch.
beifiori | September 21, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#33, God, you greedy pig, how could you even think of eating a tomato???? what the hell? don’t you know it’s a diet of air and pathetic desire to make it big in the world of “working” by way of getting pictures taken of you for people to jack off to? what were you thinking???? step away from the tomato otherwise gilles won’t take your picture because you’re too fat! come on now, you can do it, put it down…there, there, good girl, now we can see your ribs and pelvis, so lovely
nc72 | September 21, 2006 at 1:56 pm
She doesn’t look like 94 lbs to me…
http://www.exposay.com/london-fashion-week-2007—pre-fashion-show-party-for-julian-macdonald/p/4506/1/?f=Petra%20Nemcova
Cruzadas | September 21, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Petra Nemcova. I’m going to tell you this in a nice way: YOU’RE THE UGLIEST MODEL EVER. Your face looks like something between Tori Spelling and a truck accident.
helena handbasket | September 21, 2006 at 2:56 pm
petra: it’s easy to lose over 100 lbs of unattractive, uneccessary weight!
… just dump your boyfriend.
radio3play | September 21, 2006 at 3:06 pm
i saw her at SFO last month and she does not weigh 97lbs. she’s more than that, and she looks good.
#48. let’s see a picture of you. i’m sure you look better then her everyday.