Petra Nemcova is a blessing, a HOT blessing

September 19th, 2007 // 100 Comments
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While some celebrities are doing drugs, neglecting their kids and committing armed robbery, Petra Nemcova is just causing erections. How pure and refreshing is that? You’re having a rough day, your boss is on your case and, oh, here comes Petra – to give you a boner. Some might say she’s more of a saint than Mother Teresa. And by some, I mean me. And my penis.

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Comments (100)

  1. veggi | September 19, 2007 at 11:36 am

    great news! I’ll go find a penis and tell them.

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  2. LadyJane | September 19, 2007 at 11:36 am

    Who’s spooging on their monitors?

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  3. Duchess of Dork | September 19, 2007 at 11:37 am

    She’s very classic white girl pretty. Not bad at all.

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  4. Drunkman | September 19, 2007 at 11:37 am

    The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea

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  5. Ryan | September 19, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Delicious. Top 3 of models.

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  6. LadyJane | September 19, 2007 at 11:40 am

    I’d play flick the bean with her.

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  7. sportsdvl | September 19, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Hard to type with boner hitting keyboard…

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  8. i wants it | September 19, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Who made that dress?

    I wants it!

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  9. lambman | September 19, 2007 at 11:45 am

    wow, she looks good…a bit different and I can’t tell why….but I’ll take it

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  10. my comment | September 19, 2007 at 11:46 am

    Not very interesting fake blonde.

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  11. Barry LeFarge | September 19, 2007 at 11:47 am

    Thank God she didn’t kick the bucket in that tsunami. Fucking tsunamis.

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  12. * MISS UNIVERSE | September 19, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Now SHE could be a Miss Universe finalist, perhaps representing one of the Scandinavian nations.

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  13. Joe Testosterone | September 19, 2007 at 11:51 am

    No matter how hot she is, somewhere at sometime, some guy got tired of putting up with her crap.

    http://testosterone-zone.com
    Completely Redesigned

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  14. bob | September 19, 2007 at 11:51 am

    9, her hair looks a hell of a lot lighter. i think that’s what it is.

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  15. jrzmommy | September 19, 2007 at 11:54 am

    She’s pretty AND she can cling to a palm tree for 12 hours at a time……..that girl’s got TALENT!

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  16. Jimbo | September 19, 2007 at 11:56 am

    I want to be the wire that is running through her dress!!!

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  17. yes. this is a hot woman. not christina ricci | September 19, 2007 at 11:56 am

    yes this looks good

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  18. combustion8 | September 19, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Thank god for that tree.

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  19. David Klingelsmith | September 19, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Britney’s way hotter

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  20. Texas Tranny | September 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    I love evrything about this girl.
    @2 not on my monitor, but in my pretty panties.

    Tee Hee

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  21. Smivey | September 19, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Nice post. I salute you. With my hands behind my back.

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  22. Mandingo | September 19, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    How uneven do her eyebrows wanna be? If she plucks them I think she may be blind in one eye.

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  23. Butch | September 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    One fat eyebrow.

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  24. Ath Lipth | September 19, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    10. my comment – September 19, 2007 11:46 AM

    Not very interesting fake blonde.

    _________________________________________________________
    Just because you’re gay doesn’t doesn’t give you the right to put down girls who are obviously very pretty and have exquisite taste in dresses. Jealous much?
    _________________________________________________________

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  25. Tom | September 19, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Those eastern european girls are gorgeous!

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  26. random | September 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    That champagne glass has a horrible design. It can’t be set down. Luckily she has servants to carry it for her lol

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  27. George Best | September 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    non naked pictures of hot chicks dont create boners unless you have never seen a woman or cleavage. They are like the marijuana of drugs. Great at first, but once you try heroin, marijuana does nothing for you. If I want a boner, I need moving porn pictures, which is like the heroin of hot chick pics

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  28. Boo | September 19, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    I’d eat that, freak eyebrows and all. I’m sure she keeps it trim where it matters.

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  29. Frick! | September 19, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Nah, she reminds me of Donald Trump’s daughter too much…Ivanna? Ivanka? AlottaVagina? Yeh, whatever…Anyways, she looks like a super tard in pic #3. And the girls all legs and not much of a waist. She’s not ugly, but she doesn’t impress me either…Yawn.

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  30. Nikk | September 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    Ugh, Godddamnit.

    I hate her. She’s so vanilla and boring.

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  31. FagHag | September 19, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    @27

    In the boy or girl past puberty, we find one of the most dangerous forms of masturbation, i.e., mental masturbation, which consists of forming mental pictures, or thinking obscene or voluptuous pictures. This form is considered especially harmful to the brain, for the habit becomes so fixed that it is almost impossible to free the thoughts from lustful pictures

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  32. Aja | September 19, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    This girl has no edge and looks like a smiling idiot all the time. She looks also, like a damn prude. Boy, that boyfriend of hers died in that tsunami and she got over it in three seconds. Boring bland smiling idiot bitch retard

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  33. wedgeone | September 19, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Thx for breaking up the Britney & O.J. show with this wonderfully yummy photo spread. And by spread I mean her legs.
    MMmmph – mmmmmmmmmph – mmmph -mm – mmmmmmmmmmppphhhh!

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  34. Chris Crocker | September 19, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Petra is worthless shit; only Britney counts! Come to my site and watch my videos you putrid stinking cornhole eaters! Click my name, you stupid vapid simpletons, you worthless bags of shit! My videos will water the arid deserts between your ears! If you don’t watch my videos then you can all just curl up and die!

    P.S. I’m all about positivity!!!

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  35. sportsdvl | September 19, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    #32, the Tsunami was several years ago and I find it interesting how you know how “quickly” she got over losing him. you my friend, are a loser.

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  36. LadyJane | September 19, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Aja speaks like one who is constipated.

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  37. leatherdaddy | September 19, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    she reminds me of donald j trumps daughter too. what has alessandra ambrosio been up? now there is a goddess! from another land who stays all natural.

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  38. Lindsay Lohan | September 19, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Hollywood social climber or probably a courtesan. She just goes around fucking celebs. I wonder how much she charge per hour.

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  39. Dumbass | September 19, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    actually these pictures suck, I’ve seen her way sexier

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  40. White makes right | September 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    @3 & @30,

    Can’t stand that white people are generally always better looking than brownskins? European people’s superior looks that are present today were based on natural selective breeding for superior looks in our history. Evidence of this is that even though we may consider Halle Berry ‘hot’ even though she’s black, it’s her european features that make her attractive. Same goes for hispanic women, it’s the influence from the Spanish (European) genome, not the indian genome of the Aztecs. Do you see many superfine asians walking around? Not usually unless they’re mixed with white people. The lesson here to all you brownskins degenerating white beauty is that you don’t have it in your genes to be beautiful, unless you steal from the white man.

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  41. Robert | September 19, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    she is hot but most of the time she has that annoying fake smile. Her eyes look dead.

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  42. SuperModel Hot List | September 19, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    1. Heidi Klum
    2.Alessandra Ambrosio
    3. Gisele Bundchen
    4. Adriana Lima
    5. Karolina Kurkova
    6. PETRA NEMCOVA
    7.Josie Moran
    8. Marissa Miller
    9.Fernanda Tavares
    10. Natalia Vodianova

    Gorgeous, but not at the top :)

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  43. Jessica | September 19, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    She looks gorgeous in that main picture, but as soon as she full-on smiles she crosses the line from pretty to annoying for me.

    Her hair looks incredible though.

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  44. PunkA | September 19, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    She boned James Blunt. End of story…….

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  45. Riotboy | September 19, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    wHO?

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  46. MrSemprini | September 19, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I wish these women would wear underwear. If I’m looking up a girl’s skirt, I want to see panties, not hair.

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  47. Texas Tranny | September 19, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    @46
    Yes, pretty panties

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  48. Jessica Simpson | September 19, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    She’s so hot I’m turning gay! For sure I would make poopie on her!

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  49. Mike Jenkins | September 19, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    This site has a heterosexual male writer?

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  50. Aja | September 19, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    hey white – how do you explain all the ugly white women as well? you asshole inbred piece of shit.

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