Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros’ friend Brandon Davis.
“She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww.”
I didn’t think it was possible, but this chick has worse taste in men than Pamela Anderson. Stavros Niarchos? Jesus, he used to bang Paris Hilton. Petra would be better off dating a syringe filled with syphilis.
Greg | May 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
frist!
Simone | May 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
More AIDS gags, please!
Fifth Stooge | May 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm
This girl is walking a ledge in a tsunami.
crazyneil | May 15, 2007 at 12:41 pm
yeah but she is so hot
N@ughty | May 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
i thought he was already a syringe filled with syphillis. oh well, more syphillis for everyone!
Danner | May 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Very hot!
Superfish | May 15, 2007 at 12:44 pm
i’d be a true idiot if i posted as #7 and said FIRST! but since FISH isn’t saying anything funny…FIRST!!
srg | May 15, 2007 at 12:44 pm
guess that’s what happens to your brain after surviving a tsunami by hanging on to a palm tree
The_Squizz | May 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
The spreading of Paris Plague continues.
Berlin | May 15, 2007 at 12:49 pm
a true hollywood social climber.
Pope | May 15, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Maybe Paris’ love juice has an alluring smell, after all James Blunt banged Paris too.
LeeLee | May 15, 2007 at 1:00 pm
oh good- now when does her sex tape come out?
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 1:02 pm
You know…I dated a syringe full of syphilis once…charming individual
Bern | May 15, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Forget syphilis, that snatch has Genital Rabies.
lambman | May 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Are you surprised? She’s only famous because she’s a tsunami survivor, now that nobody cares about tsunami’s thanks to Katrina she’s trying to date her way to fame. And clearly its working because you’re reporting on it.
hollyj | May 15, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Wow. This is a way bigger pain than just logging into TypeKey.
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Who’s the russian tranny?
captain obvious | May 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I don’t know…the girl just looks to me like she’s got one too many chromosomes going on. So that would explain the taste in men. Although, not that I would touch Stavros with a 10 ft pole since Paris was with him, but I kind of find him somewhat sexy, espc w/ the shorter hair. So sue me. James Blunt, on the other hand…duhduhduh! Looks like some geek from my high school days.
hollyj | May 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
WTH is wrong with her filtrum (upper lip)? She’s got a huge horizontal crease in it. Maybe that’s a palm tree scar.
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I don’t know what it is about all these post-communist eastern european skanks, they all look kind of abused and fucked-up, that in addition to being a horde of gold-diggers.
cunnybrook | May 15, 2007 at 1:19 pm
#14 – Gross. Both your comment and the massively mammaried woman on your website.
GreatRack | May 15, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Good god… And I was thankful the Tsunami didn’t get her….
mrs.t | May 15, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Paris, Lindsay, and now this? Stavros is never gonna get the stanky off his hangdown.
And she has Survivor’s Guilt, now trying to fuck herself to death.
titsonsnack | May 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm
She’s a model? She looks like a chubby, fug Natalie Portman.
Plastic Sturgeon | May 15, 2007 at 1:47 pm
@20: I disagree with you, apart from the comment about them being gold-diggers.
However is serves the 53 year-old, bald, fat, assistant manager of Sear’s, right, who sends away for her.
wedgeone | May 15, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Very true, she has a bad case of survivor guilt. On a first date, while sitting on the couch together watching a movie, you could take a kernel of popcorn, slide it up her ass, and then put it in her mouth, and she’d smile and chew politely. You might want to get the kissing over with before that.
Chauncey Gardner | May 15, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Famous chicks are all fucking nuts. And, given the actions of some of these choicest of specimens, I think we are rapidly approaching a stupid famous chick apocalypse that will wipe out all mankind.
In other news of the apocalypse, Jerry Falwell is dead! YEAH!
The superfish guy is on coke | May 15, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Leave this girl alone! She gives all us average looking guys a glimmer of hope. If these ugly fucks can score a hot babe then we should be able to!
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 2:40 pm
At least she doesn’t have a cheeto tan or connect the dot freckles.
NicotineEyePatch | May 15, 2007 at 3:11 pm
That’s not a rebound, that’s a slow descent into sexual self-destruction.
Uh – Jerry Falwell is dead????? Was it painful, or at least lonely?
Plastic Sturgeon | May 15, 2007 at 3:31 pm
@#28: No she doesn’t unless you father is in the Forbes 400. A lot of people don’t realize that James Blunt is not only a “musician”; he comes from a posh family.
Not sayin’ she a gold-digger….
GreatRack | May 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm
She just happens to like men with lots and lots of means….Back to the Eastern Bloc chick thing again… No watered down Borscht for this biatch…
Falwells death was probably a little painful until he passed out… Then the train ride to Hades was on its way…
Burn baby burn…
Sj | May 15, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Everybody gets Paris leftovers.
Geez everyone is turning into a Paris Hilton wannabe like there isn’t evnough Paris in the world.
LeeLee | May 15, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Getting Paris leftovers doesn’t make someone a Paris wannabe… it’s just because there’s A LOT of leftovers
krazihottkelli | May 15, 2007 at 4:35 pm
this chick is like the luckist
bitch alive
and shez going to risk gettin
pariz’z germz
her brain must be fried from
the sun…
schack | May 15, 2007 at 4:50 pm
@20
Hey ‘Slim how’s it hanging? Long time.
Consider yourself lucky if you could get close enough to smell her. Are you feeling lucky today?
eXtasyStef | May 15, 2007 at 6:25 pm
She’s so sweet looking…shame to lose her to the Paris scourge.
[Xenu] | May 15, 2007 at 7:59 pm
What a dumb bitch she is. This is proof that pretty chicks are gullible, ‘cept for me of course.
uagfdkkygfa | May 15, 2007 at 9:03 pm
there wouldn’t be a difference between dating a syringe or stravros
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MrSemprini | May 16, 2007 at 3:55 am
Of course she has bad taste in men. I’m taken!
Rowr, baby!
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bearandbu | May 16, 2007 at 6:05 am
lsat!
Plastic Sturgeon | May 16, 2007 at 6:09 am
@#40: Balenciaga was OK a few seasons ago. If I wanted to look like a scary Olsen twin, I would ask. Thanks, but no thanks.
Either way, stop being a loser and spamming.
hendero67 | May 16, 2007 at 6:57 am
wow, the only way she could stoop lower would be start dating Bobo or buying one of his frickin’ purses
Kate | May 16, 2007 at 8:31 am
Eh, let her date whoever she wants…as long as she’s not pulling an Angelina, who cares?
pudella | May 17, 2007 at 11:54 am
Maybe she just dates guys who will distract her from the thought that she lost the love of her life in that tsunami.
jonathan dam | May 19, 2007 at 7:59 pm
yo i’m way better looking then that guy
jonathan dam | May 21, 2007 at 7:16 pm
i once met a gurl on a train see called me over so she most of loved me or sumthin i’m a bum in new york city i wanna know if she wants to meet again on the queensboro bridge that day before vma awards if you read this i’ll meet you but i only left cause i was just testin if you loved me or not so i’ll play it to the bone meet me there again i’ll tell you what time i’ll hit you back up if its fate for me and you ok love real soon let me get that funny feelin first
Jayhawk | May 22, 2007 at 3:47 pm
She’s no gold digger. She’s probably richer than this dude.